Kate Moss was looking visibly upset after harsh critic Naomi Campbell only gave the model 3 out of 10 for her 'eggbeater' move during her synchronised swimming display on holiday in Thailand. But if she insists on doing it while chuffing on a Marlboro light and balancing a bottle of white wine on her head, what does she expect?

It was made up reported yesterday that Moss had tried to rope Campbell into joining her for some synchronised swimming and to help her put on a display for their friends, Oscar-winning producer Brian Grazer and his girlfriend, Vietnamese pianist Chosan Nguyen.

She declined, because she had better things to do like sunbathe, but Moss carried on regardless, put on her nose clip, her floral swimming cap ('ironically', obviously) and requested that the hotel piped underwater music into the pool, which we're sure didn't bother or annoy other holidaymakers, who were trying to relax and enjoy themselves.

The supermodels, enjoying their villa in Phuket for a mere £3,000-a night, were joined by boyfriends Jamie Hince and billionaire Vladislav Doronin, who agreed with Naomi on the 'eggbeater', but both very much enjoyed her 'skullthrust'...