Which is probably what they'll call their next child.
Wow, check this place out...
Free limo service? You'd never get that at Secrets.
Meanwhile, it's being denied that Price has signed a deal with a magazine for the exclusive pictures of her wedding, with a source (probably her mum) saying:
"Her ITV2 camera crew were with her and could well have filmed the wedding. But Katie is not sure yet whether she will allow the footage to be aired.
"She has not signed any magazine deal for the wedding photographs but they are likely to do an interview about it when they get back."
Just the one? More chance of that than these two lasting after they've had their first child and recorded the birth and aired it on Price's reality show, a La Katona, we reckon....
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"their first child and recorded the birth and aired it on Price's reality show"
Remember this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-116836/Jordan-gives-birth-b...
The only thing that stopped her giving birth live on the internet that time was because it was "too problematic". She even had a make up artist with her at her bedside! It's like that thing they say about history...
Oh fuck me, she's actually going to do it this time isn't she....back then she was a little more human and probably even in her warped mind the thought still occured that live child birth might be a little bit too much....but now, sweet jesus, she's more media whore than woman. I'm scared Stella, more scared than a Catholic altar boy at a priests convention....this could actually happen.
"ITV2 Camera crew".
ITV 1 camera crew wouldn't be seen dead with those losers.
Jesting aside this whole thing just leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. The woman is just taking the piss.
Prediction #1
Child to be born on or near Christmas Day this year, thus allowing Christmas Special tv show and confusing gullible viewers with religious symbolism.
#2
Child to be saddled with utterly ridiculous name exposing it to hideous bullying and name calling for years.
#3
Divorced by 2012
#4
No one cares. Go away now. Please.
Not one photo of the World's Largest Gentleman, I am sulking now
HAAAAAA!
Here you go, sulk over.
What I love about your employer, MJ, is that they won't let you watch innocent videos of popular music and baby animals on YouTube but they do allow you to gaily search for or access gross pictures all day on the Wonder Web and post them here. Marvelous.
I know bizarre isn't it.
I mean I can check out www.tubgirl.com no problems and if I want to look at the www.bluewaffle.net then that's cool too......but woe betide me if I should dare to want to check out something inoffensive on you tube or upload some fucking music to my ipod !
You can hear Alex now can't you?
"Yeah mum it's gone mental! We're on all the TVs. It's mad! You gotta come Vegas. It's lovely and now that I've got a pound note in me pocket, I can fly you business class. That's right mum. Top of the frigging world? What was that mum? Pre-nup? Nah. I didn't do no pre-nup? What's then then? WHAT? Oh fuck."
If you watch this video and take your eyes off the back off the classy gent in the pinstripe suit who is meant to represent their kind of customer, glance to the left of the entrance path thing and see the real thing coming out! Class.
Pig-ignorant Yank bastards have fucked up the apostrophe.
Gentlemen is plural,but then I don't suppose they get many of those.
Much as it pains me to disagree, but the apostrophe is being used correctly in this case. More by luck than judgement, I should imagine.
http://www.queens-english-society.com/uploads/Errors_apostrophe.htm
I'm thinking though that Gentleman's club would be better. You know. Men, egos, etc. I'm thinking that's how we'd do it in good old Blighty.
Nobody asked you. You're a girl, shut up.
Picture 5 looks more to Reid's taste.
Can you imagine the fucking lugs that the poor offspring will have from the conjugal meeting of these two? *throws up dinner* It'll be like a little pinky orange FA Cup
Fuck off to LAS VEGAS where you belong, you Orange Slut! She has only been going out with him for a year and already they are married, diddnt she just get divorced? shows what a real Slut she really is. Alex isnt as dumb as he looks, well he is still a gumby but he will still role out of bed with some spare cash in his porche now. Katey NO ONE LIKES YOU and the people who do like you are Brainwashed, because when you watch her, she is just a Boring Bitch, Self Centered and ARROGANT not even funny or fun to watch, She is just a money Hungry WHORE!
gumby - this will be my word of the week. Thank you, dancingworm.
Is it just a coincidence that Dancing Worm and Tanya McIntosh make a public reappearance at virtually the same time...?
"Featuring 100's of beautiful girls from around the world"
Though mainly from Latvia, Estonia & Ukraine.
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