Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Danny Dyer has his say, wishes he was on it

Vinnie Jones and Danny Dyer

Dyer Consequences

Tue, 12/01/2010 - 13:28 by HM writer

Danny Dyer has had another rant about Alex Reid in his highbrow column for Zoo magazine and offered his eloquent views on Vinnie Jones entering the Celebrity Big Brother house...

Last time Dyer was calling Reid a "mug", but he decided to be slightly more inventive this time and opted for "idiot".

And on Vinnie Jones being on the show, for which he was paid a reported £600,000, Dyer asked someone to type on his behalf:

"Vinnie Jones must have had a huge tax bill. He’s sitting in a house with a bird who slept with Ronnie Wood and an idiot who’s rumping Jordan, so that’s the only reason he can be there."

Says 'actor' Dyer, who has a column in Zoo magazine...

He added:

"He’s a cut above the others in fame terms. Mind you, that’s not hard. You could put the Chuckle Brothers in and they’d be a cut above everyone else."

Sounds to us like someone may be suffering from a bad case of sour grapes...

Meanwhile, it was revealed last night that Lady Sovereign, Katia Ivanova and Heidi Fleiss are up for a double eviction on Friday night. Save Sov. And Fleiss.

And throw in the Chuckle Brothers...

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Comments

I'm not much of a hater, but Danny Dyer is probably one of the few celebs I make an exception for, because he is a proper caant. Everything about his mockey persona is fake and annoying, Blue Peter presenters have more street credibility than Danny DIRE.
bad2thebone Mon, 25/01/2010 - 22:26
bring in the Chuckle Brothers
mcfuck Wed, 13/01/2010 - 14:43
Faaacking run-around you Diamnond geezaaaah !

Sorry can't help but slip into "faux-Dyer" when commenting on him. Still stand by what I said in that Danny Dyers Deadliest Men is one of the funniest things on TV and for that reason alone I say carry on Danny you faaacking mug !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:52
Who fucking writes "columns" apart from the likes of enlightened minds such as Carole Malone & Kerry Katona anyway?!
kermits Tue, 12/01/2010 - 16:39
I wish I could be famous for doing fuck all, and then get a 'column' (ie- phone in a half-arsed comment on reality tv once a week) and get paid silly money. Fucking ridiculous. As my mad nan would say "send em all down t'pit"

Having said that, she still thinks the pits are open...
tescopop Tue, 12/01/2010 - 16:07
In my view when someone slags off someone else, it's usually because they fancy them. Instead of using Zoo space which could be used to flash some minge, why doesn't Danny just do an Olly and text Vinne? Mr Dan and Vinny sitting in a tree. Kay Eye Ess Ess Eye Enn Gee!
PuddyTwat Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:34
they are both of afro-centric persuasion?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:23
Something to be said here about pots and kettles.....
slug Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:19
more pulitzer-worthy material. golf claps all round.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 14:15

more pulitzer-worthy material. golf claps all round.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 14:15
Something to be said here about pots and kettles.....
slug Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:19
they are both of afro-centric persuasion?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:23
In my view when someone slags off someone else, it's usually because they fancy them. Instead of using Zoo space which could be used to flash some minge, why doesn't Danny just do an Olly and text Vinne? Mr Dan and Vinny sitting in a tree. Kay Eye Ess Ess Eye Enn Gee!
PuddyTwat Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:34
I wish I could be famous for doing fuck all, and then get a 'column' (ie- phone in a half-arsed comment on reality tv once a week) and get paid silly money. Fucking ridiculous. As my mad nan would say "send em all down t'pit"

Having said that, she still thinks the pits are open...
tescopop Tue, 12/01/2010 - 16:07
Who fucking writes "columns" apart from the likes of enlightened minds such as Carole Malone & Kerry Katona anyway?!
kermits Tue, 12/01/2010 - 16:39
Faaacking run-around you Diamnond geezaaaah !

Sorry can't help but slip into "faux-Dyer" when commenting on him. Still stand by what I said in that Danny Dyers Deadliest Men is one of the funniest things on TV and for that reason alone I say carry on Danny you faaacking mug !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:52
bring in the Chuckle Brothers
mcfuck Wed, 13/01/2010 - 14:43
I'm not much of a hater, but Danny Dyer is probably one of the few celebs I make an exception for, because he is a proper caant. Everything about his mockey persona is fake and annoying, Blue Peter presenters have more street credibility than Danny DIRE.
bad2thebone Mon, 25/01/2010 - 22:26