According to a recent survey, Russell Brand and Katy Perry's impending nuptials is the celebrity wedding most people would like an invitation to - which only goes to show how many people want to shout "cunt" at the very moment the comedian takes the singer up the aisle. And talking of double entendres, Katy has revealed that she loves (pea)cock. A song on her new album that it.

Talking about her new album, Teenage Dream, which might as well be called 'Wank over my tits', Katy Perry has revealed that track 'Peacock' is the one she's most proud of, saying "it's like the world's biggest innuendo."

"With me there are a lot of double entendres. There's a lot of puns. You know, when I learned how to write a song, the person that was kind of teaching me was an amazing songwriter, and he was like, 'Don't forget about the double entendres. Don't forget about the puns. Don't forget that one word can have two meanings.' So I'm always kind of looking for that one thing that's really normal that you can make twisted."

And as judges are frantically polishing a new Ivor Novello statue, we can reveal that these are genuinely the lyrics:

"I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock"

Unless Russell has started collecting birds (OF COURSE HE HAS - see, we can so it too), we don't really think the lyrics could be called a double-entendre.