Katy Perry gets a mouthful
Trunk Junk
Mon, 29/03/2010 - 10:50 byWe know Russell Brand is a hit with the ladies for some reason, but do not let the picture deceive you - the thing giving Katy Perry a mouthful in this instance is an elephant's trunk. Obviously.
The person (or ringmaster) who the circus-themed party was in honour of last night is irrelevant; but at least the pictures are worth talking about.
First of all, we have Katy Perry getting friendly with an elephant while trying her upmost to cover up in a nice, red corset.
Secondly there was our very own Leona Lewis, sporting a black eye - looking as if she'd just been given a smack in the face again.
And to top it all off, Lindsay Lohan was there to DJ (and make an arse of herself for the third time in the space of a week). Despite some questionable dancing and her tits falling out, she does deserve some credit as she'd managed to wipe the mysterious white powder off her feet by the time she'd arrived.
Oh, and Mel B was there too...
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Is it just me or Katy Perry could have done a lot better? She has enough money to afford a much better looking fancy dress, but instead she chose to wear that, i wonder what was she thinking...
Ha ha ha THAT'S it ! I've been trying to figure out what it is about her and now at last I understand.
Katy perry is a weardo i feel sorry for the elephant she is humiliating she is quite pretty ugly as well. She is sexualy harrasing the elephant and the cameras. The rspca need to arrest her.
No matter how alluring she tries to be, Leona Lewis will always look like Pixar have released a CGI kids' film called "Camels", about the secret lives of camels. And she's the sexy female camel. And it's the only way she'll ever be particularly sexy.
Christ, she's a boring cunt.
You can see that this Lohan cunt is going to go on and on and on..... much like chlamydia, I suppose
Lohan - Jill of all trades, mistress of none.
You just know that somewhere, there are plenty more pics of Katy in this pose...
herpes?
That Leona Lewis reminds me of either the Lady or the Tramp, the dogs from the disney movie (I'm not sure which one).
Still would.
That Lohan girl has got it. Whatever it is
Lindsay Lohan - DJ ? shouldn't that be Lindsay Lohan, screaming harridan and occasional presser of iPod buttons ?
What a fucking cunty looking night....Katy Perry "ooh look at me being oh so super-kooky !" grow up you stupid bitch.....Leona Lewis, Croydons answer to Celine Dione and Mel B...Eddy Murphy's spunk wallet.....jesus wept, it's about as classy as a Saturday night out on Sutton High Street finished off with a Dallas Chicken no. 3 meal.
Lindsay Lohan - DJ ? shouldn't that be Lindsay Lohan, screaming harridan and occasional presser of iPod buttons ?
What a fucking cunty looking night....Katy Perry "ooh look at me being oh so super-kooky !" grow up you stupid bitch.....Leona Lewis, Croydons answer to Celine Dione and Mel B...Eddy Murphy's spunk wallet.....jesus wept, it's about as classy as a Saturday night out on Sutton High Street finished off with a Dallas Chicken no. 3 meal.
That Lohan girl has got it. Whatever it is
That Leona Lewis reminds me of either the Lady or the Tramp, the dogs from the disney movie (I'm not sure which one).
Still would.
herpes?
You just know that somewhere, there are plenty more pics of Katy in this pose...
Lohan - Jill of all trades, mistress of none.
You can see that this Lohan cunt is going to go on and on and on..... much like chlamydia, I suppose
No matter how alluring she tries to be, Leona Lewis will always look like Pixar have released a CGI kids' film called "Camels", about the secret lives of camels. And she's the sexy female camel. And it's the only way she'll ever be particularly sexy.
Christ, she's a boring cunt.
Katy perry is a weardo i feel sorry for the elephant she is humiliating she is quite pretty ugly as well. She is sexualy harrasing the elephant and the cameras. The rspca need to arrest her.
Ha ha ha THAT'S it ! I've been trying to figure out what it is about her and now at last I understand.
Is it just me or Katy Perry could have done a lot better? She has enough money to afford a much better looking fancy dress, but instead she chose to wear that, i wonder what was she thinking...