Trunk Junk
Mon, 29/03/2010 - 11:50 by

We know Russell Brand is a hit with the ladies for some reason, but do not let the picture deceive you - the thing giving Katy Perry a mouthful in this instance is an elephant's trunk. Obviously.

The person (or ringmaster) who the circus-themed party was in honour of last night is irrelevant; but at least the pictures are worth talking about.

First of all, we have Katy Perry getting friendly with an elephant while trying her upmost to cover up in a nice, red corset.

Secondly there was our very own Leona Lewis, sporting a black eye - looking as if she'd just been given a smack in the face again.

And to top it all off, Lindsay Lohan was there to DJ (and make an arse of herself for the third time in the space of a week). Despite some questionable dancing and her tits falling out, she does deserve some credit as she'd managed to wipe the mysterious white powder off her feet by the time she'd arrived.

Oh, and Mel B was there too...

  • Is it just me or Katy Perry could have done a lot better? She has enough money to afford a much better looking fancy dress, but instead she chose to wear that, i wonder what was she thinking...

    annie24 Wed, 16/02/2011 - 18:05
  • Ha ha ha THAT'S it ! I've been trying to figure out what it is about her and now at last I understand.

    sexy camel

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 09:23
  • Katy perry is a weardo i feel sorry for the elephant she is humiliating she is quite pretty ugly as well. She is sexualy harrasing the elephant and the cameras. The rspca need to arrest her.

    dancingworm Tue, 30/03/2010 - 03:40
  • No matter how alluring she tries to be, Leona Lewis will always look like Pixar have released a CGI kids' film called "Camels", about the secret lives of camels. And she's the sexy female camel. And it's the only way she'll ever be particularly sexy.
    Christ, she's a boring cunt.

    retrovertigo Tue, 30/03/2010 - 00:27
  • You can see that this Lohan cunt is going to go on and on and on..... much like chlamydia, I suppose

    koshmar Mon, 29/03/2010 - 21:45
  • Lohan - Jill of all trades, mistress of none.

    spandex Mon, 29/03/2010 - 19:01
  • You just know that somewhere, there are plenty more pics of Katy in this pose...

    BonnyWill Mon, 29/03/2010 - 14:31
  • herpes?

    slug Mon, 29/03/2010 - 13:50
  • That Leona Lewis reminds me of either the Lady or the Tramp, the dogs from the disney movie (I'm not sure which one).

    Still would.

    clee984 Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:42
  • That Lohan girl has got it. Whatever it is

    fuckwit Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:37
  • Lindsay Lohan - DJ ? shouldn't that be Lindsay Lohan, screaming harridan and occasional presser of iPod buttons ?

    What a fucking cunty looking night....Katy Perry "ooh look at me being oh so super-kooky !" grow up you stupid bitch.....Leona Lewis, Croydons answer to Celine Dione and Mel B...Eddy Murphy's spunk wallet.....jesus wept, it's about as classy as a Saturday night out on Sutton High Street finished off with a Dallas Chicken no. 3 meal.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:10
  • Lindsay Lohan - DJ ? shouldn't that be Lindsay Lohan, screaming harridan and occasional presser of iPod buttons ?

    What a fucking cunty looking night....Katy Perry "ooh look at me being oh so super-kooky !" grow up you stupid bitch.....Leona Lewis, Croydons answer to Celine Dione and Mel B...Eddy Murphy's spunk wallet.....jesus wept, it's about as classy as a Saturday night out on Sutton High Street finished off with a Dallas Chicken no. 3 meal.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:10
  • That Lohan girl has got it. Whatever it is

    fuckwit Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:37
  • That Leona Lewis reminds me of either the Lady or the Tramp, the dogs from the disney movie (I'm not sure which one).

    Still would.

    clee984 Mon, 29/03/2010 - 12:42
  • herpes?

    slug Mon, 29/03/2010 - 13:50
  • You just know that somewhere, there are plenty more pics of Katy in this pose...

    BonnyWill Mon, 29/03/2010 - 14:31
  • Lohan - Jill of all trades, mistress of none.

    spandex Mon, 29/03/2010 - 19:01
  • You can see that this Lohan cunt is going to go on and on and on..... much like chlamydia, I suppose

    koshmar Mon, 29/03/2010 - 21:45
  • No matter how alluring she tries to be, Leona Lewis will always look like Pixar have released a CGI kids' film called "Camels", about the secret lives of camels. And she's the sexy female camel. And it's the only way she'll ever be particularly sexy.
    Christ, she's a boring cunt.

    retrovertigo Tue, 30/03/2010 - 00:27
  • Katy perry is a weardo i feel sorry for the elephant she is humiliating she is quite pretty ugly as well. She is sexualy harrasing the elephant and the cameras. The rspca need to arrest her.

    dancingworm Tue, 30/03/2010 - 03:40
  • Ha ha ha THAT'S it ! I've been trying to figure out what it is about her and now at last I understand.

    sexy camel

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 09:23
  • Is it just me or Katy Perry could have done a lot better? She has enough money to afford a much better looking fancy dress, but instead she chose to wear that, i wonder what was she thinking...

    annie24 Wed, 16/02/2011 - 18:05

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