And I was actually implying that you were repulsive, not vain, DW.

I'm not vain, and I am certainly not racist like you, dear.

He got my teenage hormones racing too. HAWT!!!
Kylie is pretty dull- I do like 'I can't get you out of my head' though and let us not forget the collaboration with Nick Cave- 'Where The Wild Roses Grow' because anything the Cavester does is all good with the Huxylady. Cindy Lauper probably is that old given that her big hits were in the early 80s...

I am clearly not vain if I was vain I would be like huxylady

Much like DW really

Dandy - fucking spot on, fella. I never got the Kylie thing, she's as bland and shite as they come. Mind you, she's almost untouchable now she's had the brush with the big C, so she's virtually fucking beatified.

There have always been better and more attractive performers, and now we have the choice of Gaga, Aguilera, and countless others, maybe she should just fuck off, take her skinny antipodean arse with her, and get stalkerish with more ex boyfriends who won't impregnate her sexless gash....

It's a character from Dr Who. The last of the human beings, far in the future and as vain and repulsive as most of the slebs on here

I think Kylie Minogue is a factory in the sence she just keeps bringing out cd after cd of techno voiced humdrum songs. Her whole career is based on her looks. Beth Ditto obviously has a strong and powerfull voice she doesnt. Apparently she rarely ever sings her song live, all lip sinked and shen she does sing one live you can really notice how hoe hum she really is. What the fuck is that in the picture above?

Heeee heeee. Madonna's labia.

"There's a sick part of me... " possibly easier to refer to the bit that isn't :)

And I raise you:

I loved the thought that she went from (gay) donovan to hutchence. Apparently, she claims he opened her up to new experiences. I should be so lucky. The experiences, I mean. Will give corpse sex a miss. This year.

God I used to love Michael Hutchence. I remember when I was a whipper snapper and 'Listen Like Thieves' came out. He was sex on a stick, all pheromones and hair.

I think Kylie would have to admit herself that were it not for the gay scene she would not have a career at all. (Though my GBF is absolutely uninterested in her). She's like potato soup without salt. A small bowl. Lukewarm.

(Don't believe Wikiti woo-wah, anyone can write anything on it!!!!)

Yeah, ditto on the Kylie thing - she's not a great singer, not a great dancer, not the most attractive, not charismatic in the least - in fact the most interesting thing she ever did musically or personally is fuck Michael Hutchence. It remains a mystery why she's such an enduring pop star?

Cyndi, on the other hand, is 57 (if her d.o.b on Wiki-wiki-wah is to be believed) still rocks so hard! She is given waaay too little credit for her influence on the one known as GaGa. Plus I still DEFINATELY would.

'Peter Reid's got a monkey's HEEEEED' (Sorry couldn't resist. One of the funniest football chants ever)

'That La La La one she mixed with New Order'......HAAAAAAA HAAA. Talk about reducing someone's career to it's correct proportions! That post just made my afternoon.

Pic 3: How does Kylie know Peter Reid that well?

Theres a sick part of me that wants to get naked and do naughty things with these freaks.

Cyndi does look OK, apart from the fact that she can't open her eyes properly.

Apart from Confide In Me and that La La La one she mixed with New Order everything she's done has been shit. Whether it was the Stock Aitken And Waterman shite, the Manics b-sides masquerading as indie cool or the sub-Anastasia discolite warblings of recent years her recorded output's always been shit. Bet she's crapping herself about what to do next since Lady Gaga's upped the antae and made the only viable image now to be a transformer sex doll.