Intervention, y'mean?
Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:04 by Harry Bow

Poor old Marion Cotillard got upstaged at her premiere last night when megastar Peaches Geldof jetted all the way in from LA for the event...

Aside from the guest of honour, it was pretty much the cast and crew on the red carpet, with Leo, Marion, Cillian Murphy (looking more terrifying than he did as the Scarecrow), Michael Caine, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy and director Christopher Nolan (dressed up as DiCaprio for the occasion) - although Guy Ritchie did turn up (presumably for a lesson in how to make a good film). And, of course, Jamie Archer, Danyl Johnson and Johnny Marr, who should never be mentioned in the same sentence ever again.

Anyway, step aside Barry Norman, because Peaches has already got her review in on Twitter:

"Inception was suitably mind blowing. Typically Nolan-esque in style, cold blue lighting, panoramic cityscapes and incredible set pieces.


Stand out performance came from Cillian Murphy,though im biased as I kind of think hes the hottest dude ever (aside from @eliroth of course)


The movie had an expansive, unsettling 'Eyes Wide Shut' vibe, so the Kubrick comparisons were right in that sense.


Just when I was worried it was veering too much into James Bond action movie territory, Nolan would fill the screen with an achingly-


- beautiful slow motion close up of a character, or of waves crashing on a shore. Perfect blend of sheer fantasy and winding plot-lines.


Nolan has really asserted himself finally with this one. His movies are all linked with those same recurrent themes that seem to fascinate-


-him: darkness, apathy, buried grief and eerie puzzles buried deep in the mind. We saw this first with Memento, then with Dark Knight, and-


- now, in all it's swooping scenic glory, the twisting masterpiece that is Inception. Stellar cast, even more intriguing director. 5/5 ! yay."

Thanks, Peaches, we're tipping you for Film 2011.

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    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 03:17
  • Murphy is awfully hot/cute/talented. and Rock'n rolla is a fucking great movie.
    having said that: why do people invite peaches to these events? must be embarassing to have her there.
    peaches' hair are awful: does she suffer from alopecia?
    As for her review: she's just trying to show her boyfriend that she knows about movies (the fact that she was drooling on+bragging about jedward before Eli came along is the clear proof that she just assumes the personality of the boy she dates). how charming.

    captaingossiper Mon, 12/07/2010 - 18:12
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    wyxx Sat, 10/07/2010 - 03:31
  • Yeah but he's handsome. Catergoric would.

    mcfuck Fri, 09/07/2010 - 18:06
  • I'm sure Cillian Murphy's eyes and cheekbones get him work, he's a piss poor, boring actor.

    mrsmoon Fri, 09/07/2010 - 13:08
  • A-fuckin'-men. She's a cute wee poppet, with something that might actually be recognised as...talent.

    I would actually give up some minor comforts in life (not huge ones like vino or red meat, just the supplementary ones like bubble bath, lip balm, HobNobs) to ensure that I never had to see Peaches Geldof's stupid Harry Redknapp face again.

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 12:40
  • I have a HUGE man-crush on Mark Strong. It's embarrassing.

    Mais aussi, j'adore mademoiselle Cotillard. Saucy frog bitch.

    clee984 Fri, 09/07/2010 - 12:22
  • That IS magic. WHERE CAN I GET SOME?

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:45
  • They are magic Tesco- it is the red sole, it transforms sensible women into jibbering idiots and magically they have no money left.

    huxylady Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:38
  • I'd do Murphy- I know he is a bit terrifying and I normally like my chaps built like a brick shithouse, but he reminds me of my first love- beautiful blue eyes and black haired Irishness. Shit, I've just shown my romantic side- back to pretending to be a slut.
    Not Leo though- he is way too squishy.

    huxylady Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:35
  • is johnny marr wearing foundation? oh johnny.

    paxtonwhitehead Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:32
  • barry norman stepped aside a long time ago.

    "suitably mind blowing" - man what a massive, massive bellend she is.

    *EDIT:

    actually, hm, have you considered asking peaches to write for you?

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:17
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    Are these MAGIC SHOES?

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:05
  • Bloody hell, you're right. I've got him stuck in my mind as a 50-something cheeky chappie. Ah well, rock on, Mike, sorry about the whole head-boiled-in-bleach thing.

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:04
  • caine is pushing 80...

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:02
  • Lousy, no, I don't think so. I can't say I have ever been in the position where I have needed to wee, and people have insisted on photographing me. However, thanks for asking me such a baffling question, leading to me flicking through those BLADDY photos.

    Flicking throught those BLADDY photos has raised a couple of questions:
    - WTF are those X Factor no-marks doing at the world premiere of a proper (non-Dyer) fillum?
    - WTF has happened to Michael Caine? Dude looks like he has boiled his head in bleach or something. Get a night's sleep, won't you, Mike?
    - WTF has happened to Cilian Murphy? He's always had the slight junkie-hot look about him, but he looks like he's been living the Fritzl way for a few months. He makes ME look tanned and healthy!!!

    Slug: next time, trip her over, please?

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:50
  • Pixie Lott was in the office downstairs yesterday. Didn't see her peeing though.

    slug Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:46
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    weed Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:45
  • Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard, Cillian Murphy, Michael Caine, Ellen Page, ....and Peaches Geldof

    Paris, Rome, Milan, New York and.....er Stevenage?

    Apologies to anyone from Stevenage, but you get my drift.

    slug Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:45
  • tesco, when you need a wee wee and someone points a camera at you, do you stand like pixie lott?

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:30
  • a.) Peaches should just fuck off. That review wouldn't even make it into the saddest poly's student rag.
    b.) Leo. His face is a big square and he's gone a bit squishy round the middle, but I still definitely would.

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:28
  • Do you think we could do a swap with Canada - we'll keep Ellen Page and they can have Peaches.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:26
  • Do you think we could do a swap with Canada - we'll keep Ellen Page and they can have Peaches.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:26
  • a.) Peaches should just fuck off. That review wouldn't even make it into the saddest poly's student rag.
    b.) Leo. His face is a big square and he's gone a bit squishy round the middle, but I still definitely would.

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:28
  • tesco, when you need a wee wee and someone points a camera at you, do you stand like pixie lott?

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:30
  • Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard, Cillian Murphy, Michael Caine, Ellen Page, ....and Peaches Geldof

    Paris, Rome, Milan, New York and.....er Stevenage?

    Apologies to anyone from Stevenage, but you get my drift.

    slug Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:45
  • 1991 by the European designers who are interested in the high heel shoes christian louboutin. Nowadays these fashionable shoes are famous all over the world. because of the good quality louboutin, but also the cheap price,almost every women can buy one. In the modern times, you can hardly find a woman who doesn’t wear the high heels 2010 New Style. Thus for ladies who would like to look more beautiful, christian louboutin pumps can easily makes their dream come true.

    weed Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:45
  • Pixie Lott was in the office downstairs yesterday. Didn't see her peeing though.

    slug Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:46
  • Lousy, no, I don't think so. I can't say I have ever been in the position where I have needed to wee, and people have insisted on photographing me. However, thanks for asking me such a baffling question, leading to me flicking through those BLADDY photos.

    Flicking throught those BLADDY photos has raised a couple of questions:
    - WTF are those X Factor no-marks doing at the world premiere of a proper (non-Dyer) fillum?
    - WTF has happened to Michael Caine? Dude looks like he has boiled his head in bleach or something. Get a night's sleep, won't you, Mike?
    - WTF has happened to Cilian Murphy? He's always had the slight junkie-hot look about him, but he looks like he's been living the Fritzl way for a few months. He makes ME look tanned and healthy!!!

    Slug: next time, trip her over, please?

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 10:50
  • caine is pushing 80...

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:02
  • Bloody hell, you're right. I've got him stuck in my mind as a 50-something cheeky chappie. Ah well, rock on, Mike, sorry about the whole head-boiled-in-bleach thing.

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:04
  • Thus for ladies who would like to look more beautiful, christian louboutin pumps can easily makes their dream come true.

    Are these MAGIC SHOES?

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:05
  • barry norman stepped aside a long time ago.

    "suitably mind blowing" - man what a massive, massive bellend she is.

    *EDIT:

    actually, hm, have you considered asking peaches to write for you?

    Lousybosomsdisplease Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:17
  • is johnny marr wearing foundation? oh johnny.

    paxtonwhitehead Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:32
  • I'd do Murphy- I know he is a bit terrifying and I normally like my chaps built like a brick shithouse, but he reminds me of my first love- beautiful blue eyes and black haired Irishness. Shit, I've just shown my romantic side- back to pretending to be a slut.
    Not Leo though- he is way too squishy.

    huxylady Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:35
  • They are magic Tesco- it is the red sole, it transforms sensible women into jibbering idiots and magically they have no money left.

    huxylady Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:38
  • That IS magic. WHERE CAN I GET SOME?

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 11:45
  • I have a HUGE man-crush on Mark Strong. It's embarrassing.

    Mais aussi, j'adore mademoiselle Cotillard. Saucy frog bitch.

    clee984 Fri, 09/07/2010 - 12:22
  • A-fuckin'-men. She's a cute wee poppet, with something that might actually be recognised as...talent.

    I would actually give up some minor comforts in life (not huge ones like vino or red meat, just the supplementary ones like bubble bath, lip balm, HobNobs) to ensure that I never had to see Peaches Geldof's stupid Harry Redknapp face again.

    tescopop Fri, 09/07/2010 - 12:40
  • I'm sure Cillian Murphy's eyes and cheekbones get him work, he's a piss poor, boring actor.

    mrsmoon Fri, 09/07/2010 - 13:08
  • Yeah but he's handsome. Catergoric would.

    mcfuck Fri, 09/07/2010 - 18:06
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    wyxx Sat, 10/07/2010 - 03:31
  • Murphy is awfully hot/cute/talented. and Rock'n rolla is a fucking great movie.
    having said that: why do people invite peaches to these events? must be embarassing to have her there.
    peaches' hair are awful: does she suffer from alopecia?
    As for her review: she's just trying to show her boyfriend that she knows about movies (the fact that she was drooling on+bragging about jedward before Eli came along is the clear proof that she just assumes the personality of the boy she dates). how charming.

    captaingossiper Mon, 12/07/2010 - 18:12
  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 03:17

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