Caption Competition!

Madonna covers her face in NYC with Jesus Luz

Madonna and Jesus go to the cinema,

Thu, 07/01/2010 - 12:57 by HM writer

Madonna has obviously been rifiling through Lady Gaga's fancy dress box (although it would have been funnier if she'd worn one of the Alex Reid or Lindsay Lohan masks from yesterday) to go to the cinema with baby Jesus, who she recently said she'd rather get hit by a train than marry. Caption competition time...

OK, we'll start:

'Moths found Madonna's cashmere swine flu mask before she did'.

Blame Mr HM...

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Comments

Madonna's latest make-up made a real mesh of her face
falconer Mon, 18/01/2010 - 19:59
No, its this way chamone...I mean, Jesus
Mr Beefy Sat, 09/01/2010 - 01:32
A Kabbalahclava!
ekky99 Sat, 09/01/2010 - 00:29
Madonna:"We're going to Heckmondwike."
Jesus: "Wear the fox hat?"
ekky99 Thu, 07/01/2010 - 22:37
Muzzled old dog finds Jesus.
PuddyTwat Thu, 07/01/2010 - 21:07
Madonna attends test screening of her new movie, a remake of Harold and Maude.
mrsmoon Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:45
"This year it's all about the facial tuna-net!!"
Ellectrika Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:00
Your powers are weak, old man.
dandyboy Thu, 07/01/2010 - 18:43
Overrated old slapper goes for Gaga/Rab C look, while Jesus goes for a ninja style in the under 12s category
Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 18:24
Madonna completely misses the point of bukkake...
cashback Thu, 07/01/2010 - 16:27
"Madonna covers her face in NYC with Jesus Luz"

Hahahahahaha think Mopsa won.

(Personally think it's Mr HM who has accessorised with a Russian hat thing.)
stella ah trois Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:21
Gee boss, it's da toiydles!
erniemilko Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:02
There's nothing casual about you...
Mr. HM Thu, 07/01/2010 - 14:23
That's clearly the evil shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fame
hamstir Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:55
The only two people to pay to see "Whatever happened to the Morgans" look sheepish upon leaving the cinema.
grange Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:55
"Cunts go to cinema"

can I have my prize now please
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:27
"latest HM caption competition fails when casual observer points out it's just a scarf and not a mask"
unseemlydogposture Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:17

"latest HM caption competition fails when casual observer points out it's just a scarf and not a mask"
unseemlydogposture Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:17
"Cunts go to cinema"

can I have my prize now please
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:27
The only two people to pay to see "Whatever happened to the Morgans" look sheepish upon leaving the cinema.
grange Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:55
That's clearly the evil shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fame
hamstir Thu, 07/01/2010 - 13:55
There's nothing casual about you...
Mr. HM Thu, 07/01/2010 - 14:23
Gee boss, it's da toiydles!
erniemilko Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:02
"Madonna covers her face in NYC with Jesus Luz"

Hahahahahaha think Mopsa won.

(Personally think it's Mr HM who has accessorised with a Russian hat thing.)
stella ah trois Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:21
Madonna completely misses the point of bukkake...
cashback Thu, 07/01/2010 - 16:27
Overrated old slapper goes for Gaga/Rab C look, while Jesus goes for a ninja style in the under 12s category
Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 18:24
Your powers are weak, old man.
dandyboy Thu, 07/01/2010 - 18:43
"This year it's all about the facial tuna-net!!"
Ellectrika Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:00
Madonna attends test screening of her new movie, a remake of Harold and Maude.
mrsmoon Thu, 07/01/2010 - 19:45
Muzzled old dog finds Jesus.
PuddyTwat Thu, 07/01/2010 - 21:07
Madonna:"We're going to Heckmondwike."
Jesus: "Wear the fox hat?"
ekky99 Thu, 07/01/2010 - 22:37
A Kabbalahclava!
ekky99 Sat, 09/01/2010 - 00:29
No, its this way chamone...I mean, Jesus
Mr Beefy Sat, 09/01/2010 - 01:32
Madonna's latest make-up made a real mesh of her face
falconer Mon, 18/01/2010 - 19:59