Jamie Archer snogs a woman outside Mahiki
Under the Archer
Thu, 14/01/2010 - 10:53 by HM writerJamie Archer threw on his finest pair of flared jeans, placed a couple of rosary beads around his neck and doused his hair with Elnett's extra volume hairspray before heading off to the relaunch of Mahiki last night, where even Henry Conway and Cherly Cole's mum were allowed behind the velvet rope...
But more on Joan Callaghan and Henry Conway later...
Archer's outfit seemed to have the desired effect though, as the unemployed former 'X Factor' contestant was surrounded by young women last night, who vied for his affections by snoggingeach other. And we'd hoped he'd be suffering the same fate as Big Brother's Siavash by now (get refused entry into club, buy a sandwich in a newsagent, eat it and try again).
But alas, Archer was loving all the paparazzi and willing women. Although,with the amount of pressure he seems to be applying the woman's neck in the above pictures, we're not sure if she's willing or actually dead.
Sound the cunt soup alarm....
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Hackchewly....Jamie done a blinding gig at Twickers along with Olly Murs just after Xmas...it stopped me reaching for the hipflask...Fuck it was COLD!
Stella! rofl :o)
You lot don't know fuck all about what happened that night,and no point explaining it anymore because you're all a bunch of ignorant twats lol. Keep doing what you do Jamie because you rock at it. Love you gorgeous xxxx
You're a fucking cunt and based upon your choice of heart-throb you are also a fucking retard.....retards aren't allowed to use electrical machines, just get back in the corner and try catching your dribble in your hands again
As predicted.
Ok well for going out in pubic with hair like that comes under the Cruelty to Animals Act of 1986 under which the offender can expect a £1000 fine and 6 months in prison. He can also be liable for a £750 fine and 2 years in chokey for impersonating a Coldstream gaurdsman, not to mention the Risk to Public Healkth Act 2002 with the sheer filth and bugs in hair of that state. £3000 fine and 2 years in Parkhurst
Hee hee. He isn't IN the club, he's OUTSIDE the club. In front of a baying, heaving throng of swine with cameras. Am I missing something here? I suddenly feel tired.
It happens every night in clubs all over the place, just happens that he got papped doing it lol. Love you Jamie Archer xxx
"What red blooded male wouldn't want beautiful women falling over them, Good on you Jamie Afro !! lol, hurry up and get that album out xxxx"
Nurse!!!!!!!!! They are talking bollocks again!!! Fetch the screens!!!!!!!!!
Is this PC Cunt's baby 'talking'? - just thinking those lol s might be congenital.
Agreed, but they are not beautiful women. Now take your PR guff and get the fuck out of here.
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
To all of it. Just NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
What red blooded male wouldn't want beautiful women falling over them, Good on you Jamie Afro !! lol, hurry up and get that album out xxxx
What red blooded male wouldn't want beautiful women falling over them, Good on you Jamie Afro !! lol, hurry up and get that album out xxxx
Oh Stella you know me so well, those two fat hairy munters promised me the night of my life but I ended up wandering home with a handful of soggy lamb fat in pitta bread....mind you had I made it into their knickers I doubt there would have been much difference other than a lack of chilli sauce.
Woe is me
God, I could hear you typing that from here. Did you think you were special then when they did it for you and a pint of Baileys? Each. Oh MJ, you sound heart broken.
It makes you feel sorry for the unborn children doesn't it, the poor little mites just think that's probably the last smoke they will have until they turn 6 and work out how to steal one of Mums Sovereign lights out of her handbag....
Pic 5 - what a pair of fucking stupid little slags, I hate, hate, HATE these fucking "Look at me I'm kissing a girl" bar-sexuals....you get these cunts in bars pulling this trick trying to cadge drinks out of fucking sweaty morons with diamante studs in their ears, now however it appears that they will do it just because some rat-bastard paparazzi shouts out "go on love, kiss yer mate !".
Get to fuck you ugly, desperate to be...(I was gonna say famous but let's face it you're not gonna get famous snogging your fat minging mate outside Mahiki so let's settle for).....the centre of attention, from the look of the pair of you you'd be lucky to get raped let alone pull some fucking Z list celebrity who looks like Gary Wilmots taller brother in a cheap fancy dress shop wig.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH ! ! ! !
Although a self appointed twat, I'm wondering if he has a big truncheon.
My friend's a midwife in Stockport. Like other bits of the NHS, she works to targets. Her home birth target was met easily. I congratulated her on her fine work. She said it was nothing to do with her - her ladies choose a home birth cos it means they can smoke during labour.
Pic 9 is a work of art. "X-Factor loser molests pregnant smoking chav as her poor shoeless Mum tries to pull her to safety." London is an open sewer.
Is that the big haired fella that plays for Everton? I know they're pretty shit at the moment but surely he could do better
'Get your collar felt'? Is that what Archer is doing to that girl in pic 1?
Careful Stell, you're gonna get your collar felt !
And people say that chav's are thick.....I think the one that came up with that little brainwave should be working for NASA or something
PC Cunt or whatever his name is will have a few words to say about this business I'm sure. Can't wait. *Yawns.
Well, you want to keep it small so it doesn't hurt so much when it comes out.
"girls outside Mahiki" pic 4??
I mean...what the...
the sights, the sounds, the city that never sleeps! come to london, the streets are slick with seminal fluid!
christ, i can feel the city's seething, crushing sadness from here.
blee!
And pregnant & smoking in pics 2 & 3. Class.
How old is he? He looks about 40.
How old is he? He looks about 40.
And pregnant & smoking in pics 2 & 3. Class.
blee!
the sights, the sounds, the city that never sleeps! come to london, the streets are slick with seminal fluid!
christ, i can feel the city's seething, crushing sadness from here.
"girls outside Mahiki" pic 4??
I mean...what the...
Well, you want to keep it small so it doesn't hurt so much when it comes out.
PC Cunt or whatever his name is will have a few words to say about this business I'm sure. Can't wait. *Yawns.
And people say that chav's are thick.....I think the one that came up with that little brainwave should be working for NASA or something
Careful Stell, you're gonna get your collar felt !
'Get your collar felt'? Is that what Archer is doing to that girl in pic 1?
Is that the big haired fella that plays for Everton? I know they're pretty shit at the moment but surely he could do better
Pic 9 is a work of art. "X-Factor loser molests pregnant smoking chav as her poor shoeless Mum tries to pull her to safety." London is an open sewer.
My friend's a midwife in Stockport. Like other bits of the NHS, she works to targets. Her home birth target was met easily. I congratulated her on her fine work. She said it was nothing to do with her - her ladies choose a home birth cos it means they can smoke during labour.
Although a self appointed twat, I'm wondering if he has a big truncheon.
Pic 5 - what a pair of fucking stupid little slags, I hate, hate, HATE these fucking "Look at me I'm kissing a girl" bar-sexuals....you get these cunts in bars pulling this trick trying to cadge drinks out of fucking sweaty morons with diamante studs in their ears, now however it appears that they will do it just because some rat-bastard paparazzi shouts out "go on love, kiss yer mate !".
Get to fuck you ugly, desperate to be...(I was gonna say famous but let's face it you're not gonna get famous snogging your fat minging mate outside Mahiki so let's settle for).....the centre of attention, from the look of the pair of you you'd be lucky to get raped let alone pull some fucking Z list celebrity who looks like Gary Wilmots taller brother in a cheap fancy dress shop wig.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH ! ! ! !
It makes you feel sorry for the unborn children doesn't it, the poor little mites just think that's probably the last smoke they will have until they turn 6 and work out how to steal one of Mums Sovereign lights out of her handbag....
God, I could hear you typing that from here. Did you think you were special then when they did it for you and a pint of Baileys? Each. Oh MJ, you sound heart broken.
Oh Stella you know me so well, those two fat hairy munters promised me the night of my life but I ended up wandering home with a handful of soggy lamb fat in pitta bread....mind you had I made it into their knickers I doubt there would have been much difference other than a lack of chilli sauce.
Woe is me
What red blooded male wouldn't want beautiful women falling over them, Good on you Jamie Afro !! lol, hurry up and get that album out xxxx
What red blooded male wouldn't want beautiful women falling over them, Good on you Jamie Afro !! lol, hurry up and get that album out xxxx
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
To all of it. Just NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Agreed, but they are not beautiful women. Now take your PR guff and get the fuck out of here.
Is this PC Cunt's baby 'talking'? - just thinking those lol s might be congenital.
"What red blooded male wouldn't want beautiful women falling over them, Good on you Jamie Afro !! lol, hurry up and get that album out xxxx"
Nurse!!!!!!!!! They are talking bollocks again!!! Fetch the screens!!!!!!!!!
It happens every night in clubs all over the place, just happens that he got papped doing it lol. Love you Jamie Archer xxx
Hee hee. He isn't IN the club, he's OUTSIDE the club. In front of a baying, heaving throng of swine with cameras. Am I missing something here? I suddenly feel tired.
Ok well for going out in pubic with hair like that comes under the Cruelty to Animals Act of 1986 under which the offender can expect a £1000 fine and 6 months in prison. He can also be liable for a £750 fine and 2 years in chokey for impersonating a Coldstream gaurdsman, not to mention the Risk to Public Healkth Act 2002 with the sheer filth and bugs in hair of that state. £3000 fine and 2 years in Parkhurst
As predicted.
You're a fucking cunt and based upon your choice of heart-throb you are also a fucking retard.....retards aren't allowed to use electrical machines, just get back in the corner and try catching your dribble in your hands again
You lot don't know fuck all about what happened that night,and no point explaining it anymore because you're all a bunch of ignorant twats lol. Keep doing what you do Jamie because you rock at it. Love you gorgeous xxxx
Stella! rofl :o)
Hackchewly....Jamie done a blinding gig at Twickers along with Olly Murs just after Xmas...it stopped me reaching for the hipflask...Fuck it was COLD!