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So Andi Peters is sat next to Reggie Yates in a green room or similar, waiting to appear on a television show when in bounds a certain round daytime television presenter.
He walks up to ol' Reg and introduces himself before Reggie informs him that they've met before.
TV presenter apologises to Reggie and Andi saying something along the lines of "oops sorry about that. It's quite tricky you know… you do all look a bit the same!"
As the racist tumbleweed blew gently through the room, and before either Andi or Reggie could say a word, the presenter managed to make things worse by following up with:
"…and it IS quite dark in here…"
:(
QUESTION!
"So there's the openly gay UK indie band/solo singer who is boasting to all and sundry about the blow job he recently received from another male UK lead singer. The interesting part is WHO the blower was... massively successful, massively famous and most definitely married with several children. No Way!"
Guess here
Look, it doesn't matter how often people ask me - I have no idea who the footballer being blackmailed in Vegas is! Honestly, it's making me go blue in the face!
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If you have nothing else to do, you should check out this interview with Robin Gibb from BBC News' Hard Talk, if only for this AMAZING quote:
"John Lennon said on his deathbed he wished he had a song as successful as Stayin Alive."
Amazing. I'm sure he said something about not being successful at Stayin' Alive, but I doubt it had much to do with the fucking Bee Gees.
Interview is here.
TRUFAX
Manic Street Preacher Nicky Wire once sacked a tour manager for using the wrong font on a set list.
Loving this guy's 'reviews' on 'Amazon'
Pawn cocktail We're not entirely sure how we came to be in possession of this, or indeed what it really is, but it appears to be a picture of 'script' for Kerry Katona's current reality series on ITV2. Seems as though it's - SHOCK! - not as spontaneous as it alludes to be. I know, the earth has been rocked to it's very core, right?
Apparently Kerry's mum arrives on the scene, but they fall out because she keeps asking Kerry for money to go on a cruise then something happens with a chess club (?). Whatever, see if you can make sense of the thing - it's like Kerry wrote it whilst off her banjax on """""bi polar medicine"""""".
Got room for one more Star Wars parody? Good - because this is one of the best.
Orf wiv 'er 'ead!
Kate Middleton's party company is about to get sued for using Universal Music's "Pop Party" trademark - which they are using for their own brand CDs.
A '70s magazine for groupies. Every bit as amazing as it sounds.
QUESTION!
What is it with these hush hush closet type people? Openly gay Glee actor Johnathan Groff is currently in a relationship with a less than openly gay Star Trek actor. No, not that one. And not Simon Pegg either.
Guess here!
Sticking with the archive footage, here is the most excellent Kate Bush video ever - rare footage from her one and only 1979 UK tour. Sigh.. she's amazing.
Stuck in a deal you can't get out of
U2's last DVD - the 3D one - was 18 months late and £1m over budget because Bono insisted on getting a shit hot pop promo director instead of someone who knew what they were doing.
Hot Director insisted on shooting everything, instead of editing it as live (ie editing the gig as they were playing it - meaning it's all finished on the night), and said he would fix it all in the edit.
The vastly increased amount of useless footage meant months and months of fixing at ruinous cost.
The rest of the band blew their nut at Bono because "U2 can't afford massive overspends like they used to".
Most amazing clothes website in the world. Well, most amazing clothes website in the world if you're a) male b) rich and c) desperate you have perfect replicas of movie costumes.
$3,500 on the Joker's clothes anyone? (YES - every man in the world).
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