Mischa Barton wears horrible trousers in NYC
The sick sense of fashion (part 2)
Wed, 13/01/2010 - 11:11 by HM writerMischa Barton was on the phone telling her agent to turn down all those film roles (she'll be playing a hooker on US TV in March), while wearing the world's most unflattering leather trousers (the winter version of these) and enjoying her staple diet of a grande skinny Starbucks latte in NYC...
Despite the axing of her recent TV show, 'Beautiful Life', directed by Ashton Kutcher (which surely had warning signs all over it) following poor ratings (we think it was just Demi Moore who tuned in), the actress has been cast in an upcoming episode of 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'. As a prostitute.
Oh well, not long until summer again...
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Juat foresaw the future where Mischa Barton is "put down" for refusing to pick up her canine animal dogs shit *closes eyes & wishes*
Canine animal dog??
You're either referring to Mischa or you're a council worker.
I do hope she has a pooperscouper in that bag. If the canine animal dog decides to have an excretionment on a public highway, under the 1982 Dog Fouling Act she will be liable to a £50 fine. Repeat offenders can be put down or imprisioned
I don't know what's more pear-shaped - her legs or her 'career'.
It might be time to start boning up on her English accent. It won't be long before her agent starts ringing the Corrie offices.
I don't know what's more pear-shaped - her legs or her 'career'.
It might be time to start boning up on her English accent. It won't be long before her agent starts ringing the Corrie offices.
I do hope she has a pooperscouper in that bag. If the canine animal dog decides to have an excretionment on a public highway, under the 1982 Dog Fouling Act she will be liable to a £50 fine. Repeat offenders can be put down or imprisioned
Canine animal dog??
You're either referring to Mischa or you're a council worker.
Juat foresaw the future where Mischa Barton is "put down" for refusing to pick up her canine animal dogs shit *closes eyes & wishes*