So what's all this mobile nonsense about then? 

You don't have to be sat in front of a cumbersome, ancient computer to get your Holy Moly fix - oh no, there are loads of ways to view the site on your mobile devices.

You can simply look at the site on your phone as normal - but chances are this may look a bit rubbish if you aren't on an iPad. The next step is to go to http://mobile.holymoly.com and you will get a specially created page for your phone, so at least you'll be able to read it. You won't be able to comment or view videos etc, but it is better than a kick up the arse isn't it.

The best way is to get yourself an app (unless you have a Blackberry or one of them rubbish ones). 

But what do we get with these apps that makes them so wonderful? What's your angle Holy Moly?

Let us explain...

1) All the stories you see on Holy Moly are there in glorious, hi def, beautiful and sexy mobile technicolour!
2) Picture galleries can be *GASP* swiped with your very own finger. No more mouse clicks for you, you lucky thing!
3) A full, comprehensive profile of all your favourite celebs.
4) The ability to share all the stories via Facebook/Twitter/Email etc.
5) Comment on stories and interact with other like-minded weirdos.
6) Take a pic of famous people you spot and publish it on both the app and the website (nb. We'll know if it's a picture of your cat or bare backside so don't even try - unless you have an attractive backside. Or an attractive cat).
7) Look at everyone's postings on a proper map of the ENTIRE WORLD a bit like Jack Bauer would if he was trying to stop Katy Perry's latest terrorist bombing campaign.

IPhone
Quite a lot of people have iPhones, and we're pretty sure you don't really need us to tell you how amazing it is. You've probably already got an app for that. However the HM app has been specifically designed to look like Picasso himself hand drew (not wrote) each article, and whether you have the iPhone4 or the 3G - it will work just as well on all of them.

How to download the Holy Moly iPhone app:
For the premium app - which don't have ads and only costs a measly £1.49, this link will take you to the iTunes store, or If you love adverts and don't want to spend the £1.49, grab the free version here. Click on an ad or two once in while if you would be so kind!

Easy Peasy!

Android
Android is Google operating system for mobile phones which pretty much covers all non-iPhone devices (with the exception of those still running Symbian)

To download the Android app, either:

1) Visit the Android Marketplace website here and get it beamed directly to your phone.

2) Go to the Market on your phone and search for Holy Moly (you needed me to tell you that?)

3) Use the neoreader on the graphic below. Technology, eh?

So there you have it - now you have no excuse not to be reading Holy Moly whilst having a poo.