The Wanted rip into JLS and One Direction, the cheek of them, THE CHEEK!

They look like such nice boys

The Unwanted

Fri, 29/07/2011 - 12:31 by

For the last two Sundays, we have sat here astouned by the news that The Wanted had gone to number one in the singles charts with their latest release, Glad You Came. Go and watch the video here, we don't like it. Their success just makes no sense to us. It actually makes us a little bit sad. So imagine our outrage when we read quotes from their members laying into other, more successful boy bands, imagine how VENOMOUSLY ANGRY that made us.

The Wanted must know that JLS are a lot more talented than them, hence why they took a petty swipe at their drinking habits instead. Here's what Max George and Tom Parker said to the Daily Star:

"JLS say they can drink, but they can't. Give them four glasses of champagne and all they do is take their tops off and start prancing around having a dance-off. It's true. Maybe it's an insecurity about how long they will last.

They are gym bunnies. They have no body fat. There is nothing there."

Yes, JLS take their tops off and dance around when they're on a night out because they are insecure about how long they will last on the music scene. It all makes sense now. How dare they go to the gym and keep their bodies chiseled for their thousands of female fans as well? Boy bands shouldn't have six packs, they should have little pot bellies and rolls of flab. Why did you not tell them this earlier, The Wanted?

And what about those One Direction kiddywinkles, guys, what have you got to say to them?

"We are glad we are not an X Factor band. One Direction, where are they now? It's nice that we are a band who started with nothing. The X Factor is just for that moment and we did not want to be trapped."

Yeah, One Direction, where are you now? You're definitely not about to release an album that will piss all over The Wanted's success, that's for sure*.

*They are.

The Wanted, JLS, One Direction, The Wanted

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Sun, 15/01/2012 - 05:07
LMFAO what is this fuckery? The Wanted are one of Britain's BEST boybands! They didn't need a silly TV show to become famous, they made it themselves! They've won a Radio One Teen Award for BEST BRITISH ARTIST.. So they're obviously not shit or 'unwanted'. They get on great with the JLS and 1D lads so they obviously wouldn't say that, and even if they did, they wouldn't have meant it because they're all good friends. And anyway, this was said when all 1D had was a silly little pokemon advert, so max had an excellent point! And also, if they're so shit, then why did Justin Bieber PERSONALLY ask for them to support him on his world tour in south america?! They're 5 of the most down to earth, cool, considerate lads ever! Oh and just to let you know, they've got over 1 million likes on Facebook, so I think you'll find they HAVE got millions of fans. So get your facts right before you judge! This website is a piece of shit! :)
Ellie Ainsworth Thu, 13/10/2011 - 20:09
Bollocks
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 25/09/2011 - 15:03
The unbearable taking potshots at the unpalatable and insufferable. Just Like Shit, Wand Erection and The Wanturd: The unholy trinity of poorly-dressed, boybland pisstards currently raping the ears of modern Britain today. Enjoy your 15 minutes, fellas.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 25/09/2011 - 15:02
@Kirsty Lockwood Thanks for your reply. We've just checked with our accountant and he assures us our shitty little website is doing just fine, and that it's a little odd to be comparing our success with that of a pop group. A bit like saying that iPhones were more successful than cats, were his exact words.

Also, he asked, if, as you say, The Wanted have "millions of dedicated fans" wouldn't that mean they'd have sold millions of copies of their last single when, although it went to number one, it only sold 117,000 in the first week. Which is good, but it's not millions, which suggests those fans aren't quite as dedicated after all. or that there's not millions of them.

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Tim Chipping Wed, 31/08/2011 - 11:20
The Wanted are a million times more successful then your shitty little website will ever be.

They have millions of dedicated fans, that are not petty enough to leave them over some made up pile of crap.(Oh like Jls). And at least they do all their songs on their own, and haven't had to do collaborations to get a number one in the charts. Also The Wanted are true in saying that they have got this far on their own because they have so I give credit to them.

Love @TW_TrueFans (true member of the #TWfanmily)

DIE DIE DIE.
Kirsty Lockwood Tue, 30/08/2011 - 23:24
I am (well I'm not as sure now) a fan of The Wanted, but I'm a bit annoyed that they took the P out of JLS and One Direction. They say they have no beef with them but then they go and say all this stuff. Petty- I honestly think they're scared. First off: JLS are amazing singers- actually better than The Wanted- and they can dance. So what that they don't chug down gallons of booze? That's not really something you put on the CV, is it? JLS even congratulated them on getting a Number One.
And concerning One Direction: those boys have said and done nothing to them. Cut them some slack, they haven't even released anything yet. That's why you haven't heard from them, geniuses! Let me guess: they're worried One Direction are going to steal their place and wash them out. Because that's the vibe I'm getting.
I'm a fan of JLS, The Wanted and One Direction but personally I feel they want too far.
Ryanna Ekanem Sun, 31/07/2011 - 23:36
WTF!! The wanted done Nothing to JLS! but I dont Know about 1D :/ Stupid Internet and the wanted wont get pissed all over by one direction cuz the wanted are britians biggest boyband? dont think one direction will beat them :L
Chloe Capewell Sat, 30/07/2011 - 11:08
Coming from a band that looks like a cross from the hobbits and Golem from Lord of the rings, with the boy from outnumbered thrown in.

Bless them haven't they realised that boybands are meant to be shit and no one takes their singing seriously and we are just there to oggle. X-factor or not.
rbdcay Fri, 29/07/2011 - 12:55

Coming from a band that looks like a cross from the hobbits and Golem from Lord of the rings, with the boy from outnumbered thrown in.

Bless them haven't they realised that boybands are meant to be shit and no one takes their singing seriously and we are just there to oggle. X-factor or not.
rbdcay Fri, 29/07/2011 - 12:55
WTF!! The wanted done Nothing to JLS! but I dont Know about 1D :/ Stupid Internet and the wanted wont get pissed all over by one direction cuz the wanted are britians biggest boyband? dont think one direction will beat them :L
Chloe Capewell Sat, 30/07/2011 - 11:08
I am (well I'm not as sure now) a fan of The Wanted, but I'm a bit annoyed that they took the P out of JLS and One Direction. They say they have no beef with them but then they go and say all this stuff. Petty- I honestly think they're scared. First off: JLS are amazing singers- actually better than The Wanted- and they can dance. So what that they don't chug down gallons of booze? That's not really something you put on the CV, is it? JLS even congratulated them on getting a Number One.
And concerning One Direction: those boys have said and done nothing to them. Cut them some slack, they haven't even released anything yet. That's why you haven't heard from them, geniuses! Let me guess: they're worried One Direction are going to steal their place and wash them out. Because that's the vibe I'm getting.
I'm a fan of JLS, The Wanted and One Direction but personally I feel they want too far.
Ryanna Ekanem Sun, 31/07/2011 - 23:36
The Wanted are a million times more successful then your shitty little website will ever be.

They have millions of dedicated fans, that are not petty enough to leave them over some made up pile of crap.(Oh like Jls). And at least they do all their songs on their own, and haven't had to do collaborations to get a number one in the charts. Also The Wanted are true in saying that they have got this far on their own because they have so I give credit to them.

Love @TW_TrueFans (true member of the #TWfanmily)

DIE DIE DIE.
Kirsty Lockwood Tue, 30/08/2011 - 23:24
@Kirsty Lockwood Thanks for your reply. We've just checked with our accountant and he assures us our shitty little website is doing just fine, and that it's a little odd to be comparing our success with that of a pop group. A bit like saying that iPhones were more successful than cats, were his exact words.

Also, he asked, if, as you say, The Wanted have "millions of dedicated fans" wouldn't that mean they'd have sold millions of copies of their last single when, although it went to number one, it only sold 117,000 in the first week. Which is good, but it's not millions, which suggests those fans aren't quite as dedicated after all. or that there's not millions of them.

LIVE LIVE LIVE
Tim Chipping Wed, 31/08/2011 - 11:20
The unbearable taking potshots at the unpalatable and insufferable. Just Like Shit, Wand Erection and The Wanturd: The unholy trinity of poorly-dressed, boybland pisstards currently raping the ears of modern Britain today. Enjoy your 15 minutes, fellas.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 25/09/2011 - 15:02
Bollocks
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 25/09/2011 - 15:03
LMFAO what is this fuckery? The Wanted are one of Britain's BEST boybands! They didn't need a silly TV show to become famous, they made it themselves! They've won a Radio One Teen Award for BEST BRITISH ARTIST.. So they're obviously not shit or 'unwanted'. They get on great with the JLS and 1D lads so they obviously wouldn't say that, and even if they did, they wouldn't have meant it because they're all good friends. And anyway, this was said when all 1D had was a silly little pokemon advert, so max had an excellent point! And also, if they're so shit, then why did Justin Bieber PERSONALLY ask for them to support him on his world tour in south america?! They're 5 of the most down to earth, cool, considerate lads ever! Oh and just to let you know, they've got over 1 million likes on Facebook, so I think you'll find they HAVE got millions of fans. So get your facts right before you judge! This website is a piece of shit! :)
Ellie Ainsworth Thu, 13/10/2011 - 20:09
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Sun, 15/01/2012 - 05:07