To be honest, this is actually a picture of Gene Simmons’ daughter Sophie’s boyfriend’s Alaskan malamute Angus, wearing Kiss pyjamas. But that was too long to fit in the title box. And, according to Gene, they’re Kiss Jammerz. Well of course they are.

And when you’ve admired the photo of the nice doggie, which Gene posted to his Twitter account @genesimmons on December 27, have a look at Pamela Stanley, ex-wife of Paul Stanley, wearing different Kiss pyjamas (which look suspiciously like a OnePiece to us).

This photo was posted on December 4, which seems far too early for a Christmas party, and Gene had brought the Jammerz along to the gathering in the hope Pam would slip them on. So that’s how he’s managed to get so many women into bed – snuggly fabric. Watch and learn men.