We’re not in the habit of drawing attention to Will.I.Am videos, although this one does have quite a good running-through-a-wall effect at the start (it’s mostly rubbish after that). But the last minute of it features Mick Jagger on vocals and it’s kind of amazing. The song also has a lot of references to erections. Of the penis.

Yes this is a load of old toss which features the preposterous line: “I get stacks of cash / You get cashews” and no one’s told Will you don’t pronounce the w in sword. But imagine if the last bit was the whole song. It’d be the Rolling Stones solo career comeback of the century.

It isn’t though.

Jennifer Lopez is becoming less famous by the day, isn’t she? This time next year none of us will have ever heard of her.