We did say we’d never write about Kate Bush again on account of her internet-based fans being mostly lunatics. But promises are made to be broken. Here’s a teaser film to accompany the new album, 50 Words For Snow. It’s a Claymation effort to illustrate the song Misty, in which Kate takes Raymond Briggs’ Snowman story to a more adult level. There’s no cock like snow cock…

What we’re saying is she fucks a snowman and all that’s left in the morning is a damp patch in the bed. Typical man, eh ladies? Eh? Eh!? EH!!?? Is this thing on?

Anyway, the album isn’t getting any worse. We actually have to be careful when we play it as we find we need to listen to the whole thing as soon as we try and play just one song. A bit like musical Pringles. Well, a bit. We even decided we were ready to listen to Director’s Cut, this morning. It’s not that bad after all. *Awaits hatemail for saying something Kate Bush made was “not that bad”*