Abi Titmuss is famous for, well, we're not exactly sure. But it involves wearing no clothes and being filmed having inappropriate sex with people. Brilliant.

Since she jizzed herself into the public eye, she has tried to deny she is the "typical glamour girl" and incessantly quacks on about having a brain and a mind of her own, thank you very much. Then she strips down to her greying, tattered underwear to bend over suggestively in the soon-to-be-sticky pages of Zoo/Nuts/Loaded whoever will have her.

So we read with some mild surprise that, after the Baftas at the weekend, she apparently turned down star of 'The Wrestler', Mickey Rourke. She said, "The last thing I said to him was, 'No, I won't be sleeping with you tonight, Mickey.'" Then she barked, "The last time we met I think he was surprised I knew what Loki was - a god from Norse mythology."

Now, while she is at pains to reposition herself as a self-made and erudite woman, we are still struggling to understand what the hell that last quote has got to do with anything.

 

Abi's whole 'USP' is to take celebrity inches to garner column inches. So, did you really turn him down, Abi?

Really?

Did he really proposition you, Abi?

Really?

by HorseWorm