As if the health service in this country wasn't suffering enough from bad press, it turns out that Amy Winehouse (not so much a singer as a lab test) and husband Blake Fielder-Civil (not so much a husband as a lab rat) got 'jiggy' on Tuesday before he returned to prison.

Amy got one-hour of 'special time' with her tattooed ASBO of a husband at the London Clinic. We imagine it looked like Pigpen from Peanuts bouncing up and down on a half-eaten Peperami.

With hospitals worried about hygiene and the MRSA superbug, these two going at it like knives is enough to send the entire ward into a Code Red situation. The bed sheets probably looked like a woolly mammoth's nappy and could present a bigger health risk than Sellafield exploding.