You know this is no good right?
Thu, 25/06/2009 - 09:00 by Mr. HM
EMI are preparing to tear the arse out of their catalogue by licensing lyrics for use on greeting cards, wrapping paper, beach towels, cigarette packets* and stuff like that. First in line for the treatment is Amy Winehouse - purveyor of cheery messages, tapper of hat brims and a cheeky winker.

According to The Sun, first in line for the treatment is 'Rehab'-themed wrapping paper.

What? What the fuck are you wrapping up where those lyrics are appropriate?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAN!
"I'm gonna lose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near"

They will then follow this golden nugget with 'You Know I'm No Good' cards.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DARLING!

Upstairs in bed, with my ex boy,
He's in the place, but I can't get joy,
Thinking on you in the final throws
This is when my buzzer goes

Run out to meet your chips and pita
You say "When we're married" 'cause you're not bitter
There'll be none of him no more
I cried for you on the kitchen floor

*all Lyrics reproduced with Kind Permission

  • 4 adlin123
    Here is some interesting site about greeting and business cards

    bendjamin Mon, 25/01/2010 - 17:09
  • Which is the best site for free greeting cards?

    Adlin,
    promotional products

    adlin123 Mon, 23/11/2009 - 11:43
  • Which is the best site for free greeting cards?

    Adlin,
    promotional products

    adlin123 Mon, 23/11/2009 - 11:43
  • 4 adlin123
    Here is some interesting site about greeting and business cards

    bendjamin Mon, 25/01/2010 - 17:09

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