I am guessing that all the male staff at HM are youngsters then? I doubt that when you are his age you will suddenly only fancy women of 46 and above, you will turn into a pervy old mid-lifer like the rest of them.

I'm not actually saying it is more interesting or whatever. But in the last picture you published of Price and Andre you specifically stated that it had been taken by paparazzi, and the kids face was there to see. The tosser out of the shit band was presumably not taken by his best mate so I can't see what the difference is

I apologis'e littleola

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First spelling, now punctuation... tut tut. If I see the misappropriation of an apostrophe I really will be cross.

I liked this one. Dunno what's up with all these cunty commenters. I'm unsubscribing from the daily mailout, but only because I get all the updates from twitter anyway.

Any adult that dresses their child in crocs is just asking for trouble 15 years down the line. THAT IS A FACT.

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Parents who have never paraded their children in front of cameras at eg. premieres have a fair argument that they have a right to privacy in the eyes of the law. That's about it really, nothing more interesting or conspiring than that.

The parents might have done so, but the kids have no choice

Sale,

I think its because he hasn't whored his kids out to the media, it usually works like that if the parents try to keep their kids out of the public eye.
Whereas with the publicity seeking fucks they are happy for their kids to be seen so then it is fair game with them.

Weak.
Tepid.
Lazy.
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I've registered today just to add my comment about how poor your whole paradigm has become.
And to save time before i can unsubscribe I'll cut and paste the comments below which sum it up:

Moly youve gone all lame and shit...

Fuck me HM really is scraping the ground beneath the bottom of the barrel here......

half a dozen shitty stories just to fulfill your daily obligations!

you still do tesco

lawyers or something

eeek! i bet he's smarting from this whipping! boy, i bet the chillies never dare show their face in this country again... in fact, i bet he kills his family rather than face the public to answer your seering accusations!

half a dozen shitty stories just to fulfill your daily obligations!

congratulations. now you know what it's like to be a real commercial product...

Lame!

Although, she DOES look like his daughter.

Can you explain why HM doesn't blur distort the faces of Andre's and Price's kids, but you do with this blokes kids?

And don't tell us all that you are protecting the innocence of childhood when HM has spent the last couple of weeks lauding Wacko to the high heavens.

on the basis of that 'expose' im going to unsubscribe... Moly youve gone all lame and shit... you are only helping to make cunts like peaches, jordan, jody more famous that they are. yawn

*SHOCK*

*HORROR*

Rock Star (OK I know that's pushing it) bangs young chick !!!!

Fuck me HM really is scraping the ground beneath the bottom of the barrel here......

God I used to fancy him.

Still would.

There is

*no*

story here.

He's starting to look like Iggy Pop!

Eh?
Everyone knows the croc rule: children, yes. Adults, NEVER.
Nothing wrong with kids in ugly plastic shoes. When I was a kid I insisted on wearing my orange sparkly jelly shoes with everything. EVERYTHING. It's normal.

1. Kids and crocs are a natural combo. It's adults and crocs that's the problem.

2. I find the porntache EXTREMELY AROUSING.

3. The girl is boss-eyed.