Let's count them down:
3) A child wearing Crocs belongs nowhere on Earth except in Derby's Westfield, standing alone, crying outside 'Build a Bear'. That is a fact.
2) My first thoughts were
"I didn't realise Anthony Kiedis, singer in the briefly fashionable band Red Hot Chilli Peppers, had an older daughter."
He does not have an older daughter - that is his girlfriend.
Anthony Kiedis is 46 years old.
That girl is not 46 years old.
1) That moustache only belongs on people that touch young women in an inappropriate fashion. Oh.
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (25)
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH KIDS IN CROCS.
There is however something wrong with my feelings for his eldest Daughter.
Before I admitt them, just how old is she ?
1. Kids and crocs are a natural combo. It's adults and crocs that's the problem.
2. I find the porntache EXTREMELY AROUSING.
3. The girl is boss-eyed.
Eh?
Everyone knows the croc rule: children, yes. Adults, NEVER.
Nothing wrong with kids in ugly plastic shoes. When I was a kid I insisted on wearing my orange sparkly jelly shoes with everything. EVERYTHING. It's normal.
you still do tesco
Any adult that dresses their child in crocs is just asking for trouble 15 years down the line. THAT IS A FACT.
He's starting to look like Iggy Pop!
There is
*no*
story here.
God I used to fancy him.
Still would.
*SHOCK*
*HORROR*
Rock Star (OK I know that's pushing it) bangs young chick !!!!
Fuck me HM really is scraping the ground beneath the bottom of the barrel here......
on the basis of that 'expose' im going to unsubscribe... Moly youve gone all lame and shit... you are only helping to make cunts like peaches, jordan, jody more famous that they are. yawn