Following the successful re-launch of Take That, it seems that any old jizz stain of a boy band thinks they can recapture the old magic. So after the likes of Boyzone shaved off a few pounds to fit into the old sparkly trousers (and remind us just what a cock piece Ronan is), next in line are Blue. Apparently Lee Ryan has got bored of saving the elephants and punching taxi drivers in the head, but Duncan James is far too busy with his acting career. WTF?

Duncan has apparently told his former band members Simon Webbe, Antony Costa and Lee Ryan that he is "concentrating on his acting career".

 

But what he really said was (probably), get those bunch of fucking lunatics losers away from me!

 

Let's just run through his former bandmates' greatest achievements since leaving the band...

 

Lee Ryan - as mentioned earlier, punching a taxi driver in the head and getting a conviction for it. Impregnating a fan who approached him through MySpace. Class that boy. A real wannabe Jack Tweed.

 

Antony Costa - released solo album 'Heart Full of Soul' in 2006, it failed to chart. Face expanding at a rate of two centimetres a year.

 

Simon Webbe - decent success with solo career and reality appearances ruined by claiming to be a UK hip hop pioneer paving the way for later artists like Dizzee Rascal through his love of the 'hip hop beats' on Blue records, actually.

 

Antony told Star Magazine: "Everyone said the Take That comeback wouldn't work without Robbie Williams, but they were so wrong.

 

"We know the fans want it and we're up for it. It could be Duncan's loss, but we're going to talk it through and plan something for the New Year."

 

OK, Antony - so you're flat broke and need the money but how about you forget the Take That comeback and think more about the All Saints comeback. Remember that one?