Britain does not have Ashton & Demi
Thu, 28/05/2009 - 17:22 by Mr. HM
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have turned down Simon Cowell's offer of First Class tickets, a stay in five star Dorchester Hotel and front row seats at this Saturday's Britain's Got Talent final.
Ashton and Demi, who spend more time on twitter than ANYTHING else these days told that young kid Shaheen that they won't be coming, despite now having to do anything except get on a plave and turn left.
"I will be working stateside this weekend,"
"I'm not sure how this whole British Talent rumor got started."
The kid replied back with:
"OK another lied story in the news then. have fun working at the weekend :-)"
OK this time, they only have themselves to blame - they were the ones creaming their knickers over this infront of their million followers. Next time, think about who is really creating these stories you nobbers.
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That program should be removed from our screens especially that slimmey Morgan twat and the freaky looking lady with a tash with apparently sings like an angel - get them off my screen..
What the buggery fuck is this nonsense even about? I can't make heads or tails of it.
And what is a plave?
Britain's got cunts. I don't see how these two vapid ballbags could have made that fucking shitfest fronted by Cunty Cunt Cowell any more disgustingly wank?
Britain's got cunts. I don't see how these two vapid ballbags could have made that fucking shitfest fronted by Cunty Cunt Cowell any more disgustingly wank?
What the buggery fuck is this nonsense even about? I can't make heads or tails of it.
And what is a plave?
That program should be removed from our screens especially that slimmey Morgan twat and the freaky looking lady with a tash with apparently sings like an angel - get them off my screen..