Unless Paris Hilton leaps on stage in Washington, wrestles Lindsay Lohan in a bathful of dildos before punching Bono in the cock, today is going to be a slow news day unless you happen to be in America and intersted in politics, which counts me out.

Still, we're pretty sad to see the back of Dubya. As this clip so eloquenty points out, the guy was a comnplete prick. It's a wonder any of us are still alive. From last night's David Letterman show:

 

 

And while you'e here, check out that lego picture. Admitedly, it's no Darth Vader at Legoland Windsor, but the thought that some dude had to put down his Dungeons & Dragons magazine long enough to build it is solace enough for me.

 

Mr. Holy Moly