Cock shriveller of the week!
Thu, 18/06/2009 - 14:30 by HM writer
Now that Peaches Geldof has followed in the famous footsteps of er, Jodie Marsh and bagged herself a girlfriend (ZZzzzzzzzz), Beth Ditto wants to join in with the fun as she claims there's so much that she could teach her... Welcome to Cock Shriveller of the week! More after the jump...
Peaches was pictures snogging a girl, called Olivia Singer, outside an LA tattoo parlour over the weekend (classy!) and now they've been photographed holding hands and everything which must mean they are like, actually doing it!
So Beth Ditto's got involved (please God no! our stomach is churning enough already) to say:
We love Peaches. She is so much fun. I'm pleased she's discovered the joy of women. I would get with her. There's so much I can teach her.
*Cock shrivels*
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Peaches is better with cream man cream
In that photo she's got the facial expression of a fuck'n'suck inflatable doll. ( not that I'd know you understand - it was a friend who left it under the bed, see? )
Standing - eating - a sausage roll - wooooh ohh ohhhhhhh...!etc
What a fucking state..
"Halloween in 4 month early shocker!"
An elephant eating out of a crumpled binliner bag springs to mind...
An elephant eating out of a crumpled binliner bag springs to mind...
"Halloween in 4 month early shocker!"
Standing - eating - a sausage roll - wooooh ohh ohhhhhhh...!etc
What a fucking state..
In that photo she's got the facial expression of a fuck'n'suck inflatable doll. ( not that I'd know you understand - it was a friend who left it under the bed, see? )
Peaches is better with cream man cream