Peaches was pictures snogging a girl, called Olivia Singer, outside an LA tattoo parlour over the weekend (classy!) and now they've been photographed holding hands and everything which must mean they are like, actually doing it!

So Beth Ditto's got involved (please God no! our stomach is churning enough already) to say:

We love Peaches. She is so much fun. I'm pleased she's discovered the joy of women. I would get with her. There's so much I can teach her.

*Cock shrivels*

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WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

• The Wrath of Kharma
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• Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
• Beth Ditto scares the McCartney family in Paris
• Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth are now a couple, givashit