
Pieface
Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:51 by HM writer
No, these pictures of Big Brother's Dogface in a bikini getting covered in cream are not stills from a grim porno but instead a photoshoot for a catering company launched to encourage young people to become involved in the catering business. Which could be quite misleading...
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They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.
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marriage material if she was from estonia or czech republic
motorboating i think it's called
The parculiar thing about mammaries is that when a young lady is on all fours they appear to be at the wrong end.
i wanna do that brrrrrrrrrrrrrr thing with her boobies
Awww bless, just another page 3 wannabe chav with inflated ego and a chickpea for brain. Nice girl though.
*signs up for chefs college*
Not when they're hanging like a bassett hound's ears they're not - she could tuck them under her armpits like a pair of fleshy handbags!
You would the once or possibly twice, then get very, very bored...
hooray for underhang..much better that plastic half-grapefruitage
That bikini is literally too small - she has underneath cleavage... ( . Y . )
No.
Revolting amount of underboob action
Yes but they're tits nonetheless and therefore lovely.
she's got cream on her tits, a hurr hurr hurr...fnarr fnarr...be still my twitching, limp, thumb nail sized softcock...
Her tits are fucking awful.
I'd like her to cater for all of my needs, and believe me I have special needs
..............oh
I'd like her to cater for all of my needs, and believe me I have special needs
..............oh
Her tits are fucking awful.
she's got cream on her tits, a hurr hurr hurr...fnarr fnarr...be still my twitching, limp, thumb nail sized softcock...
Yes but they're tits nonetheless and therefore lovely.
Revolting amount of underboob action
No.
That bikini is literally too small - she has underneath cleavage... ( . Y . )
hooray for underhang..much better that plastic half-grapefruitage
You would the once or possibly twice, then get very, very bored...
Not when they're hanging like a bassett hound's ears they're not - she could tuck them under her armpits like a pair of fleshy handbags!
*signs up for chefs college*
Awww bless, just another page 3 wannabe chav with inflated ego and a chickpea for brain. Nice girl though.
i wanna do that brrrrrrrrrrrrrr thing with her boobies
The parculiar thing about mammaries is that when a young lady is on all fours they appear to be at the wrong end.
motorboating i think it's called
marriage material if she was from estonia or czech republic
Excellently written article, if only all bloggers offered the same content as you, the internet would be a much better place. Please keep it up! club penguin cheats
They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lily-allen-taking-stockings36549#ixzz0wfdsEH00
The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
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