I just don't think he'll understand
Fri, 29/05/2009 - 06:11 by Drake Scorpio
We just got this amazing story from a mole... "Ten years ago Jerry Springer was in Nashville with his daughter and went to a Billy Ray Cyrus concert. Billy Ray invited him backstage then said...

... 'Come back and meet my wife, dude.' Jerry and his daughter went...which turned out to mean a 45 minute drive to Cyrus HQ. When they get to a weird house in the middle of the mountains, they find baby Miley playing with toys in the living room.

So Billy Ray asks Jerry is he wants to go for a ride and turns up with a motorbike and a four-wheeler.

Springer Jr has to babysit the future Miss Montana as Billy Ray leads Jerry up to the top of a mountain where he has a teepee and totem pole...

Something about the way he asked Jerry into his teepee caused alarm and he said, "Hey, better go back and check on my daughter."

They finally leave at 2am, very freaked out. Next year, Billy Ray asks Jerry to open for him on his tour."

Awesome!

  • What do we think - is this amazing? Or halfarsed drivel with no 'money shot'.

    kwebb Mon, 01/06/2009 - 10:16
  • What?

    mynicehat Fri, 29/05/2009 - 12:29
  • What?

    mynicehat Fri, 29/05/2009 - 12:29
  • What do we think - is this amazing? Or halfarsed drivel with no 'money shot'.

    kwebb Mon, 01/06/2009 - 10:16

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