Blaaaaaake Fielder-Civil managed to speak to some photographers on his way to rehab yesterday and by doing so filled the nation's hearts with fear and terror with what he's threatened to do when he meets wife Amy Winehouse...

Blake was on his way to serve what's left of his farcical prison sentence at a rehab clinic in Surrey when he spoke to photographers and made the world collectively shudder and throw up their breakfast and lunch by saying:

 

"I'm gonna see my wife and take her knickers down."

 

Before forgetting to finish the sentence to add 'and take them straight down the launderette' (probably).

 

But Blake will have to wait an agonising seven days before Amy is allowed to pay him a visit. And perhaps once she's there, she could consider joining him.

 

Blake, who was sentenced to 27 months for causing grievous bodily harm to a pub landlord and perverting the course of justice, spoke briefly about his time behind bars, saying:
 

"It's tough inside — bloody horrible, but I'm out and that's all that matters. It's brilliant.

 

"It's a welcome to the free world for me and Barack Obama. I heard about the US election on the car radio — it's got to be good news."

Blake sharing the same sentence as Barack Obama? And comparing himself to someone who's just been elected as president when they are an ex junkie released from prison for beating someone up and lying about it? The man clearly needs rehabilitation.

 

 by Mopsa