Blake Fielder-Civil was released from prison this morning just seven months into his 27-month sentence for assault and perverting the course of justice. It's enough to make you want to vote Tory.

Blake was greeted by his mother Georgette as he left Edmunds Hill Prison in Suffolk at 10am this morning. No Amy though, even though she was spied on a horse in the Caribbean riding in the vague direction of the UK.

 

Druggy Blake was originally released last November but sent back for failing a drugs test, but has once again managed to wheedle his way out.

 

And he must be thanking his lucky stars that Chris Brown has come on the scene to steal his crown as most hated male on the planet.