Beetlebums
Sat, 04/07/2009 - 11:30 by HM writer
Blur threw a party after their performance at Hyde Park last night at 21 Portland Square, but the only guests who seemed to turn up were Kelly Osbourne, Peaches Geldof, Nick Grimshaw and Noel Fielding. Soup ahoy!

  • Blur had a few tunes no doubt but Alex James is an arse. A big old middle-aged man pretending to be a teenager. He needs to fall into a vat of his own whey.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:59
  • Blur: celebrating being the nation's fave band for sad stella artois-quaffing cunts who still think they're 21 to project themselves onto.

    Poxy, deluded, jeans & t-shirt wearing *cocksuckers*. The band too.

    dames Sat, 04/07/2009 - 14:40
  • What the fuck do those two look like?? They look like they're standing in the queue at the Gala Bingo hall in Hull. "Eyes down.... two fugly Geldof cunts, 88!"

    Blartmonster Sat, 04/07/2009 - 13:55
  • What the fuck do those two look like?? They look like they're standing in the queue at the Gala Bingo hall in Hull. "Eyes down.... two fugly Geldof cunts, 88!"

    Blartmonster Sat, 04/07/2009 - 13:55
  • Blur: celebrating being the nation's fave band for sad stella artois-quaffing cunts who still think they're 21 to project themselves onto.

    Poxy, deluded, jeans & t-shirt wearing *cocksuckers*. The band too.

    dames Sat, 04/07/2009 - 14:40
  • Blur had a few tunes no doubt but Alex James is an arse. A big old middle-aged man pretending to be a teenager. He needs to fall into a vat of his own whey.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:59

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