Wed, 08/07/2009 - 11:32 By Mr. HM
Here's Old George filming some video (with Mika I think?!) dressed like some twisted Bond Villain.
I can handle the hat, I can handle the sarong thing (please God tell me there are underpants involved though) I can handle the sexy electronic tag that tells the police where you are, but Jesus Christ THOSE TOENAILS!
THE TOENAILS GEORGE! PLEASE!
You would be the only person in the world to be excused for wearing a pair of comfy, fur-lined Crocs if they could hide those yellow crusty talons.
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COMMENTS (3)
Am I the only one who burst into laughters when seeing George and the classy creation on his head? that made my day....hillarious. I love a deluded mind.
No, you aren't. I can't think of many people who can carry that off.
the guy (derisive sneer) has got some bottle wearing that fucking crap on his bonce.What the fuck is he on?