
One Lump?
Wed, 04/03/2009 - 01:00 by chrisnsIf they thought they could get away with it you'd probably see Sean Connery advertising Japanese whiskey (hey - he's done that already) and Adam Sandler endorsing those schoolgirls' knickers you can buy in a can from a vending machine (it should be pointed out that Adam Sandler has NEVER done this already).
Here comes Brad Pitt, obviously short of a bob or two and flogging a caffeine-heavy drink in a frankly mystifying advert. What is the target market for this product? Who would watch this advert and think 'Hey, this stuff makes me shoot about on an office chair, put a bin on my head and sniff my armpits - where can I buy it?' And anyway, three large bags of Haribo Star Mix have much the same effect and work out cheaper.
Anyway, here's Brad whoring himself for a few more greasy pennies. What DOES she see in him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiUeNTA2sE4&eurl=
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