Brian McFadden, the fat scarecrow from 'Westlooooife' is doing very well, thanks for asking. What's that? You weren't asking Sooty? And you'd forgotten all about him Sweep? And what's that Sue? You think he is the very epitome of the word 'Gobshite'? Right, back in the box, the lot of you.

Brian has been in Australia for over a year now, somehow managing to still be in a relationship with Delta Goodrem and managing to avoid the strict quarantine laws, even though he was previously married to Kerry Katona. Now, in a land almost totally devoid of culture, Brian reckons he is a household name (like 'dunny'). Funny that. He told the Irish Independent,

 

"I've actually spent the last year in Australia. I even had my own football TV show there. I suppose I now am a household name there, especially after the TV show and touring with Delta."

 

Well, his own football show and hanging off the shirt-tails of his more talented partner, he's really done well for himself, hasn't he? Brian also said that he returns regularly to Ireland so that he could see his two daughters. Who live in with their mother in Warrington. D'Oh!

 

Happy St. Patrick's Day, you gobshite!