Are you skilled in computing? Have a wide knowledge of social networking? Most importantly of all, do you have a degree from Harvard? If you can answer 'yes' to the above questions then I have no idea why you're reading this - you could be the new manager of Britney Spears' social networking accounts.

In other words, you could stop people hacking into her Twitter account and declaring that Britney has a large set of teeth in her downstairs cubbyhole.

 

The position is described as 'Britney Spears 2.0 Media Manager' which is another way of saying you must be able to post her vapid thoughts on Facebook, MySpace and Twitter without falling asleep or allowing anyone with a sense of humour near the things. For some reason the position has been advertised on a private job board only available to those who have completed their degree at Harvard.

 

Can you imagine the look on the parents of the expensively-educated person who lands the job when they find out? 'Mom, Pop, after you've worked your fingers to the bone for the last twenty years I've graduated and got me a job working for Britney Spears online! Gawsh, ahm awriddy tawkin' lahk her!'

 

It looks like Joseph Nejman who posted the job advert hasn't been to Harvbard himself if his spelling is anything to go by (or maybe there are such things as 'Googloe analytics). Anyway, Joseph is going to burn in hell, if only for the phrase "Passionate about the intersection between Silicon Valley and Hollywood." Get your applications in soon, and a note to those Oxbridge graduates - the Westlife website's up for a revamp soon, and it could be you!