You'll never believe this but it might just be that Britney Spears isn't the greatest mother in the world, as her three-year-old son has already started to get a potty mouth before he's even finished with his potty training. Now this might be the type of thing that you wanted to keep quiet so that it doesn't get into the hands of the press, or maybe the hands of social services who have been mulling over your every move for the last year after your much publicised breakdown.

Well, clever Britney has only told one person about the foul-mouthed toddler. Unfortunately it was a reporter for Rolling Stone, but he must have assured her that it would go no further. Britney simpered her way through an interview with the magazine and let slip this gem when talking about sons Sean Preston (3) and Jayden James (2).

 

"They're staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the F-word now sometimes."

 

Of course, it isn't Britney from whom the kids are picking up such a varied and useful vocabulary. Of course not (scratches chin and murmurs 'Chinny reck-on').

 

"He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."

 

See, it's that fucking Kevin Federline's fault! Still, Britney must be so proud. They can almost do a sentence for mummy now - 'fuckin' stupid...' Just the word 'bitch' to learn and Preston will be getting his first trucker cap and dungarees.

 

by Ian McShane