Can you guess who this ageing actor is?

Guess who...

Tue, 14/07/2009 - 10:59 by HM writer

Time has not been kind to this once youthful looking actor (n.b we use the term 'actor' very loosely). Can you guess who it is? Answer after the jump...

It's 27-year-old Jack Ryder! Remember him? He played mechanic Jamie Mitchell in EastEnders before he was mowed down in the square and killed accidentally by Martin Fowler.

Here he is emerging from the GMTV studios, so he must be still relevant in some way.

Perhaps Jack is looking so old and unrecognisable becasue he never recovered from his split with Hear'Say-singer-turned-Corrie-actress Kym Ryder.

Or perhaps it was because he lost his virginity to Janine Butcher all those years ago before having to play Sonia Jackson's lover.

Let's celebrate his more youthful appearance and happier times with Kym...

Paparazzi, Kym Marsh

Comments

He looks fine to me. Tell you what Mr. HM print a picture of your own face so we can compare.

"I don't want to be like Perez Hilton" is not an excuse any longer. When you have shilled yourself as a talking head on "Most Embarrassing people of 2009" (including wearing a non-ironic "Mr. HM" jacket) you are now no different than Hilton. So cough up the face pic. Schadenfreude cuts both ways.
jona100 Tue, 29/12/2009 - 00:25
And like Kum Ryder is anything to fucking shout about? He's best off without the needy fucker
Blartmonster Thu, 16/07/2009 - 01:42
So he's put on a tiny bit of weight and his hair has receded a couple of millimetres. The *bastard*.
clee984 Tue, 14/07/2009 - 17:05
So when folks bang on about how good it is, they actually mean how good it was ?

At least we don't have to pay for it.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 14/07/2009 - 17:02
it used to be dead good around here and now it's got alzzzzzzzzzzzzz
princesstiiaammiii Tue, 14/07/2009 - 15:36
Only because he's sniffing his finger
unclebullshit Tue, 14/07/2009 - 13:56
I think he looks FIT
dickiedaviseyes Tue, 14/07/2009 - 13:51
So it hasn't always been like this then?
Henry_McCarty Tue, 14/07/2009 - 13:18
Hello there.
Actually, we've been doing daily stories such as these for 4 years now.
Love,

Holy Moly
Mr. HM Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:47
sorry, that should've read "you're ruining your... "
marineville Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:41
holy moly is very quickly becoming as weak as the leftover pint that an old tramp uses as a pissoir. since when did you run the same kind of stories as the redtops and with the same kind of comment? in fact, i'm struggling to see the point of some of these stories... the only difference between yourselves and the mirror is that you get to write "wtf" as an exclamation. and don't tell me the point of running the same pics is to point out their irrelevence as stories in the tabloids... holy moly, get back to once a week as your ruining your rep! now fuck off and do some proper scandalmongering...
marineville Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:41
I reckon he's improved with age: he doesn't have that insipid pretty-boy look anymore. He actually looks like a man now, rather than a pipsqueak.
big daddy c Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:38
Actor? I don't think anyone who started a career in Eastenders comes under any kind of 'acting' category!!
Ellectrika Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:12
GMTV? Maybe they were asking him how he felt about the pics of his ex-wife frolicking with her new bloke in the papers today, or maybe he was just re-stocking the vending machines? Time's not been that kind to him but at least it hasn't ignored him in the way that Showbiz has.
unclebullshit Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:11
So basically, you're saying his hair is receding slightly, and he's going a little grey at the temples?

Well, he looks alright to me.

Great story.

I'm sure Holy Moly was a lot better when you didn't have to scrabble around every day trying to find things to fill the site. Quality, not quantity, boys and girls...
ArfurDaley Tue, 14/07/2009 - 11:51

So basically, you're saying his hair is receding slightly, and he's going a little grey at the temples?

Well, he looks alright to me.

Great story.

I'm sure Holy Moly was a lot better when you didn't have to scrabble around every day trying to find things to fill the site. Quality, not quantity, boys and girls...
ArfurDaley Tue, 14/07/2009 - 11:51
GMTV? Maybe they were asking him how he felt about the pics of his ex-wife frolicking with her new bloke in the papers today, or maybe he was just re-stocking the vending machines? Time's not been that kind to him but at least it hasn't ignored him in the way that Showbiz has.
unclebullshit Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:11
Actor? I don't think anyone who started a career in Eastenders comes under any kind of 'acting' category!!
Ellectrika Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:12
I reckon he's improved with age: he doesn't have that insipid pretty-boy look anymore. He actually looks like a man now, rather than a pipsqueak.
big daddy c Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:38
holy moly is very quickly becoming as weak as the leftover pint that an old tramp uses as a pissoir. since when did you run the same kind of stories as the redtops and with the same kind of comment? in fact, i'm struggling to see the point of some of these stories... the only difference between yourselves and the mirror is that you get to write "wtf" as an exclamation. and don't tell me the point of running the same pics is to point out their irrelevence as stories in the tabloids... holy moly, get back to once a week as your ruining your rep! now fuck off and do some proper scandalmongering...
marineville Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:41
sorry, that should've read "you're ruining your... "
marineville Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:41
Hello there.
Actually, we've been doing daily stories such as these for 4 years now.
Love,

Holy Moly
Mr. HM Tue, 14/07/2009 - 12:47
So it hasn't always been like this then?
Henry_McCarty Tue, 14/07/2009 - 13:18
I think he looks FIT
dickiedaviseyes Tue, 14/07/2009 - 13:51
Only because he's sniffing his finger
unclebullshit Tue, 14/07/2009 - 13:56
it used to be dead good around here and now it's got alzzzzzzzzzzzzz
princesstiiaammiii Tue, 14/07/2009 - 15:36
So when folks bang on about how good it is, they actually mean how good it was ?

At least we don't have to pay for it.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 14/07/2009 - 17:02
So he's put on a tiny bit of weight and his hair has receded a couple of millimetres. The *bastard*.
clee984 Tue, 14/07/2009 - 17:05
And like Kum Ryder is anything to fucking shout about? He's best off without the needy fucker
Blartmonster Thu, 16/07/2009 - 01:42
He looks fine to me. Tell you what Mr. HM print a picture of your own face so we can compare.

"I don't want to be like Perez Hilton" is not an excuse any longer. When you have shilled yourself as a talking head on "Most Embarrassing people of 2009" (including wearing a non-ironic "Mr. HM" jacket) you are now no different than Hilton. So cough up the face pic. Schadenfreude cuts both ways.
jona100 Tue, 29/12/2009 - 00:25