If the object of this year's I'm A Celebrity was to bring the female gender into disrepute then the current crop of female ambassadors are doing a mighty fine job. After NIcola McLean stunned viewers by making everyone celebrate her fake tits' birthday, Carly Zucker has revealed that she thought an airline had personalised her sugar sachet because it said 'zucker' on the back.

Zucker, fiancee of footballer Joe Cole, was talking about the first time Joe took her first class on an airline.

 

The 24-year-old fitness instructor said: "I was blown away the first time I travelled in first and business class with Joe.

 

"I kept saying things like, 'Wow, you get silver cutlery. Wow, you get a starter and a main. Wow, you get china plates.'

 

"I had tea or coffee served to me but when I got the sugar out I couldn't believe they personalised the packs.

 

"I said, 'Oh my God, Joe. They personalise your sugar. To what extent do these people go? There's all this poverty in the world and they do this.'

 

"He looked at me and said, 'Babe, your name is Zucker. That means sugar in German.'

 

"I turned the sachet over and it said sugar in English on the other side - that's when it clicked. It was so funny."

 

Funny is one way to describe it, fucked in the head is another.