Here's Chad Kroeger, singer from edgy, fashionable rock band Nickelback, just strolling around London, probably looking for a 'gig' where he can 'jam' and stuff.

"These teeth? Oh no, they're all natural, no work done here. I'm just a lowly honest rockstar you see!"

"What's that you say? Make up? On a man?! Oh jeez - no way dude! You calling me a faggot?! You English folk are so OUT THERE! I'm just an honest humble singer in a rockband! This isn't foundation, it's glow from sweat from working hard from humble beginnings man!"

"This belt with this jacket? OK I hold my hands up - no defence. Now out of my way and let me into the Met Bar, I heard Neil Young once pissed in the sink there."