Startled egg look-a-like Chanelle Hayes and other one with fake tits, Chantelle Houghton, were BOTH rushed to hospital yesterday for urgent medical tests amid fears the pair have contracted SWINE FLU.

We always thought they looked a bit like pigs in dresses etc etc.

The BB best friends forever had been on holiday together in Mexico (as if those poor Mexicans haven't suffered enough) when the virus broke out. And it is now feared, depending on which way you look at it, that Chanelle could have passed the flu to the entire Middlesbrough football team. Not because she's slept with the whole team (give her a chance!), but because she is currently dating the Middlesbrough player Matthew Bates.

We will be holding a vigil for the pair and praying for their swift recovery, of course keeping you updated on their health.