We know it's a bit too early to have already found a quote of the day, but when it comes from former Celebrity Big Brother winner and Preston's ex-wife Chantelle, who shares a single brain cell with startled egg look-alike Chanelle, it's never too early...

WAG wannabe Chantelle, who went out with a footballer once for a few days, claims she'd quite like a breast reduction after having implants two years ago, which took them from a B to an E cup.

But she's far too squeamish for that and, besides, she's admitted that she didn't really look into the whole plastic surgery thing at the time, probably because Chanelle was using most of their brain cell that day...

She explained:

"On a day-to-day basis I regret having them done as they really get in the way. I'd love to have them reduced to a D cup, but I'm too squeamish! When I got them done I didn't realise I'd need more surgery later on to get the implants replaced.

In fact, I didn't really look too much into the whole thing as it was a reaction to getting divorced. I was at a very low point."

*Is rendered speechless*