Something kind of ooh la la!
Thu, 02/07/2009 - 09:52 by HM writer
Cheryl Cole was practically in her birthday suit to celebrate her 26th birthday last night at Vanilla... Thine eyes!! Cheryl's mum has gone commando!! ARghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (pic 19 people!)

Cheryl looked nice but her see-through dress revealed that monstrous barb wire and rose tattoo which we all try to forget she has on her thigh. Why Cheryl? WHY?

Guests included a smug looking Ashley Cole, Louis Walsh (who did his best impression of his mental fan towards poor Terri Seymour), Simon Cowell, Dannii Minogue (boooo!!) , Holly Willoughby, X Factor winner Alexandra Burke and fellow Girl's Aloud members, Nicola Roberts (who looked like she'd seen a ghost and, cheer up love!), Kimberley Walsh and her mum, Jackie (*shudders*)...

Happy belated birthday Cheryl!

  • 26 my stinking ring piece

    SeeUatThePartyRichter Tue, 04/05/2010 - 12:54
  • >WOW... nice baby :)
    I've found Cheryl Cole Nude Video '09 for FREE

    > > > www.CherylCole-Naked.com.

    good quality...

    exclusio Wed, 18/11/2009 - 23:09
  • Cowell looks like hes swallowed his butt plug the blunt end first

    carbon cowboy Mon, 24/08/2009 - 21:36
  • Mmmmm posh milf

    dickmarsh Fri, 03/07/2009 - 15:54
  • Nice figure, but that's the worst dress EVER.

    blaxa Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:05
  • Hello... did my labelling of Cheryl Cole/Tweedy as a nasty racist bully get my posting removed?? Come on HM, the vapid cunt was prosecuted, no need to worry about libel!! Or has St Cheryl become a fucking institution for Great Chav Britain???

    Blartmonster Thu, 02/07/2009 - 11:03
  • Either bring back the picture index, or at least warn us about the extreme Cowell close ups, for fuck's sake!

    dandyboy Thu, 02/07/2009 - 10:30
  • Either bring back the picture index, or at least warn us about the extreme Cowell close ups, for fuck's sake!

    dandyboy Thu, 02/07/2009 - 10:30
  • Hello... did my labelling of Cheryl Cole/Tweedy as a nasty racist bully get my posting removed?? Come on HM, the vapid cunt was prosecuted, no need to worry about libel!! Or has St Cheryl become a fucking institution for Great Chav Britain???

    Blartmonster Thu, 02/07/2009 - 11:03
  • Nice figure, but that's the worst dress EVER.

    blaxa Thu, 02/07/2009 - 14:05
  • Mmmmm posh milf

    dickmarsh Fri, 03/07/2009 - 15:54
  • Cowell looks like hes swallowed his butt plug the blunt end first

    carbon cowboy Mon, 24/08/2009 - 21:36
  • >WOW... nice baby :)
    I've found Cheryl Cole Nude Video '09 for FREE

    > > > www.CherylCole-Naked.com.

    good quality...

    exclusio Wed, 18/11/2009 - 23:09
  • 26 my stinking ring piece

    SeeUatThePartyRichter Tue, 04/05/2010 - 12:54

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