Cheryl looked nice but her see-through dress revealed that monstrous barb wire and rose tattoo which we all try to forget she has on her thigh. Why Cheryl? WHY?

Guests included a smug looking Ashley Cole, Louis Walsh (who did his best impression of his mental fan towards poor Terri Seymour), Simon Cowell, Dannii Minogue (boooo!!) , Holly Willoughby, X Factor winner Alexandra Burke and fellow Girl's Aloud members, Nicola Roberts (who looked like she'd seen a ghost and, cheer up love!), Kimberley Walsh and her mum, Jackie (*shudders*)...

Happy belated birthday Cheryl!