If you weren't already a fan of full, milky breasts that have been squeezed into a nice tight leatherette shirt, then prepare to be turned.
The only thing is, you have to imagine they are attached to a woman.
The professional opinion of the only woman in the HM office is that he is packing a sexy 38C, although we urgently recommend he gets his ass to Marks and Spencers for a professional fitting ASAP.
Also loving the way he's holding on to her arm for dear life.
"She IS my girlfriend - yes she IS. No she just LOOKS like she could be my daughter."
They were described as being in 'remarkably high spirits'. I don't know whether that means they were high or not, but if this evening didn't end with him pissing his pants whilst eating a kebab off her kitchen floor, I'd want a refund.




COMMENTS (12)
Sweet jesus- is he for real??! wearing a LEATHER shirt, the type that enhances his moobs.... what an absolute peasant this Yank is.
Flabby, ageing man in surburban BDSM attire. Thank the lord for the necklace, a touch of gentlemanly restraint.
I still fail to see how this chimp stopped being a laughing stock and re-invented himself as an alleged 80's icon! He was out-acted by the car in Knight Rider, by his silicone supporting cast in Baywatch and the best thing he's ever committed to screen is his attempt to eat a burger off his kitchen floor while shitfaced!! And the less said about his german soft-rock records the better...
I have just spat my Tami-Flu out laughing at "out-acted by the car in Knight-Rider" and now I am going to die. Thanks a bunch.
erniemilko- spot on and absolutely hillarious words!!
It's like watching your dad go to Burtons for a makeover and pull something from the 6th Form disco for a packet of B&H and a bottle of WKD
Dup
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Bloody Internet, love it and hate it at the same time
The Hoff should suck on Kitt's tail pipe for a while and do us all a favour.
The guy in photo 3 gives Hoffs girlfriend the sex.
But he's the Hoff!