David Hasselhoff parades his young girlfriend and amazing tits

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David Hasselhoff in London with girlfriend

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Wed, 15/07/2009 - 12:20 by Mr. HM

The Hoff spent last night in London club-hopping between twat magnets Movida and Bungalow 8. He also unveiled his new girlfriend, and an amazing pair of tits. Shame they were his...

If you weren't already a fan of full, milky breasts that have been squeezed into a nice tight leatherette shirt, then prepare to be turned.

The only thing is, you have to imagine they are attached to a woman.

The professional opinion of the only woman in the HM office is that he is packing a sexy 38C, although we urgently recommend he gets his ass to Marks and Spencers for a professional fitting ASAP.

Also loving the way he's holding on to her arm for dear life.
"She IS my girlfriend - yes she IS. No she just LOOKS like she could be my daughter."

They were described as being in 'remarkably high spirits'. I don't know whether that means they were high or not, but if this evening didn't end with him pissing his pants whilst eating a kebab off her kitchen floor, I'd want a refund.

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Comments

But he's the Hoff!
snowdog Fri, 17/07/2009 - 13:56
I have just spat my Tami-Flu out laughing at "out-acted by the car in Knight-Rider" and now I am going to die. Thanks a bunch.
ezekiel2517 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 21:08
The guy in photo 3 gives Hoffs girlfriend the sex.
jockey Wed, 15/07/2009 - 16:31
The Hoff should suck on Kitt's tail pipe for a while and do us all a favour.
sickofcelebs Wed, 15/07/2009 - 16:03
Bloody Internet, love it and hate it at the same time
crosby99 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 14:41
Dup
crosby99 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 14:40
Dup
crosby99 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 14:39
It's like watching your dad go to Burtons for a makeover and pull something from the 6th Form disco for a packet of B&H and a bottle of WKD
Blartmonster Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:46
I still fail to see how this chimp stopped being a laughing stock and re-invented himself as an alleged 80's icon! He was out-acted by the car in Knight Rider, by his silicone supporting cast in Baywatch and the best thing he's ever committed to screen is his attempt to eat a burger off his kitchen floor while shitfaced!! And the less said about his german soft-rock records the better...
erniemilko Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:35
erniemilko- spot on and absolutely hillarious words!!
kermits Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:13
Flabby, ageing man in surburban BDSM attire. Thank the lord for the necklace, a touch of gentlemanly restraint.
shitforbrains Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:08
Sweet jesus- is he for real??! wearing a LEATHER shirt, the type that enhances his moobs.... what an absolute peasant this Yank is.
kermits Wed, 15/07/2009 - 12:42

Sweet jesus- is he for real??! wearing a LEATHER shirt, the type that enhances his moobs.... what an absolute peasant this Yank is.
kermits Wed, 15/07/2009 - 12:42
Flabby, ageing man in surburban BDSM attire. Thank the lord for the necklace, a touch of gentlemanly restraint.
shitforbrains Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:08
erniemilko- spot on and absolutely hillarious words!!
kermits Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:13
I still fail to see how this chimp stopped being a laughing stock and re-invented himself as an alleged 80's icon! He was out-acted by the car in Knight Rider, by his silicone supporting cast in Baywatch and the best thing he's ever committed to screen is his attempt to eat a burger off his kitchen floor while shitfaced!! And the less said about his german soft-rock records the better...
erniemilko Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:35
It's like watching your dad go to Burtons for a makeover and pull something from the 6th Form disco for a packet of B&H and a bottle of WKD
Blartmonster Wed, 15/07/2009 - 13:46
Dup
crosby99 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 14:39
Dup
crosby99 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 14:40
Bloody Internet, love it and hate it at the same time
crosby99 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 14:41
The Hoff should suck on Kitt's tail pipe for a while and do us all a favour.
sickofcelebs Wed, 15/07/2009 - 16:03
The guy in photo 3 gives Hoffs girlfriend the sex.
jockey Wed, 15/07/2009 - 16:31
I have just spat my Tami-Flu out laughing at "out-acted by the car in Knight-Rider" and now I am going to die. Thanks a bunch.
ezekiel2517 Wed, 15/07/2009 - 21:08
But he's the Hoff!
snowdog Fri, 17/07/2009 - 13:56