According to The Sun, a Bond exec got hammered at the Ivor Novello Awards yesterday and decided either Duffy or Amy Winehouse should sing the song.

Now I'm no music producer, but even my cotton wool ears could tell him that a puppy in a blender would sound better than these two. Amy Winehouse attempted to record the tune to Quantum of Solace, but gave up because she was too hammered - and I'm seeing nothing to suggest she has sobered up for long enough to even brush her teeth.

But Duffy is the scariest prospect. Dear God that VOICE!

"SURVIYIYIYIYIVE!"

This ones better though...

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