Just joking, of course! Guy is filming his wonderful Sherlock Holmes movie in Manchester, though the sound of Arthur Conan Doyle spinning in his Hampshire grave is still loud enough to disrupt filming. A Madonna fan gone beserk managed to invade the set whilst brandishing a twelve-inch knife, declaring that he was going to sort Guy out for being disrespectful to the greatest singer in the world (he meant Madonna, by the way).

Maybe Guy's choice of Newton Street for the filming wasn't the best, being a stone's throw from Canal Street, the centre of Manchester's gay community and perhaps the only place in the country that gives a fuck about Madonna, whilst not caring to fuck her. The teenage fan (according to the Sunday Mirror) was angry but eloquent.

 

"Where's Guy? I'm going to kill him! I'm Madonna's biggest fan! I'm gonna kill Guy!"

 

Leave Madonna out of it. Every single person who went to the cinema to see 'Revolver' wants to kill Guy Ritchie, so he needs to be careful. That's getting on for seventy people with a death wish against the fellow.