Needy ginger banshee Geri Halliwell is getting married. Male readers, reeling with shock, will probably want to put the Samaritans on speed dial or something.

Geri's management firm have confirmed the engagement but say there are no concrete plans to get hitched as the couple are "enjoying their engagement".

Running this statement through our massive Translate-A-Press-Release computer out the back of the Holy Moly! offices by the fire escape, we got this back:

"We are seeing how much positive press we get before we decide what we should do about getting married."

Geri has had more 'media-worthy' relationships than she's had chocolate cakes pulled out of George Michael's bins. Therefore we're putting this in the file marked 'Meh'.

by HorseWorm