The NOTW alleges that Ramsey is having an affair with a woman called Sarah Symonds, a 38-year-old PR exec who is famous for having written a book called 'Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman' after doing a kiss and tell on Jeffrey Archer in 2001.

Which if he did would have to be about as discreet a way of conducting an affair as Amy Winehouse is subtle and understated about being a drug addict.

Apparently on Friday, Blue Peter were scrabbling to find another TV chef to replace him as a guest on the show, so either they know something about the whole story of they just realised what a massively stupid mistake it was inviting the famously sweary chef on a kids show in the first place.

"Well fucking hello boys and girls - here's one I dicking made earlier!"

by Rory K