No not Charles, but Marilyn! Imagine how famous you have to be to get your own knackered bog outside a portacabin.

The glamour! MANSON ONLY!

(A friend interviewed him the other week - Manson was acting like a right tool - kept showing photos of his girlfriend's "foo foo" to everyone on his phone. He'd shaved a swastika into it. EDGY EDGY EDGY!)

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