Who's That Girl?
Mon, 01/06/2009 - 14:00 by Mr. HM
Just as Madonna seems to have moved on nicely after their bitter divorce, it's Guy Ritchie's turn to plant the seeds (metaphorically, if not literally) of a blossoming new romance. Either that or he's just getting his end away...

Here's the Sherlock Holmes director and his "Mystery Female Companion" out for lunch in Malibu, California.

I'm not normally a cynic (ptcha!) but it's kind of weird that these show up on the same day as these isn't it?

Just saying...

  • I wonder where he took this bird on their date? Perhaps for some "fackin jellied eels up Bethnal Green me old china plate - any old iron - maybe it's becoorz I'm a Landon-nur." etc

    kwebb Tue, 02/06/2009 - 17:16
  • It can't have been easy for him, being married to Skeletor.

    The awful music, endless horse-riding, kids with stupid fucking names and living on algae. Fair enough if he gets the ride. At least she isn't a biblical figure.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:53
  • hats off to him, it must be nice to actually have sex with something that doesnt resemble something the RSPCA had scrapped of the side of the road after 3 weeks without food!!!

    duncanw1 Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:17
  • hats off to him, it must be nice to actually have sex with something that doesnt resemble something the RSPCA had scrapped of the side of the road after 3 weeks without food!!!

    duncanw1 Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:17
  • how could anyone wear jeans on the beach in that heat!? and shes got bigger biceps than madonna.

    elbow Mon, 01/06/2009 - 14:51
  • how could anyone wear jeans on the beach in that heat!? and shes got bigger biceps than madonna.

    elbow Mon, 01/06/2009 - 14:51
  • hats off to him, it must be nice to actually have sex with something that doesnt resemble something the RSPCA had scrapped of the side of the road after 3 weeks without food!!!

    duncanw1 Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:17
  • hats off to him, it must be nice to actually have sex with something that doesnt resemble something the RSPCA had scrapped of the side of the road after 3 weeks without food!!!

    duncanw1 Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:17
  • It can't have been easy for him, being married to Skeletor.

    The awful music, endless horse-riding, kids with stupid fucking names and living on algae. Fair enough if he gets the ride. At least she isn't a biblical figure.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 01/06/2009 - 20:53
  • I wonder where he took this bird on their date? Perhaps for some "fackin jellied eels up Bethnal Green me old china plate - any old iron - maybe it's becoorz I'm a Landon-nur." etc

    kwebb Tue, 02/06/2009 - 17:16

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