Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince premiere
As wet as a wizard's sleeve
Wed, 08/07/2009 - 09:51 by Mr. HM
Whilst we were all watching Los Angeles, there were several hundred teenagers and adults that still live with their parents standing in Leicester Square in the sheeting rain for the premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
Whilst every other website is showing pictures of Emma Watson's knickers (we refuse - bit paedo i.e. it cost £60 - plus we ended up with free pictures of Emma Watson naked, even if they were fake) we instead will concentrate on two more severe wardrobe malfunctions.
- Daniel Radcliffe's shocking jacket. What in the shitting name of Gianni Versace's bloody corpse is that western style clasp thing holding it together? My nan has a couple of those holding the curtains back. I'm refusing to even go near the lapel "piping".
- Jamie Oliver's Top-to-toe Denim Cocktail.' That Hat. Mine Eyes. Nice to see Rupert Grint's swine flu got better just in time for him to stand out in the pouring rain with no coat. Helena Bonham-Carter is cool as fuck though isn't she? Even if she does still dress like a Gypsy in disguise as a clown.
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Comments
Who the fuck invited Danielle Loyd? (That is Danielle Lloyd right?)
Daniel Radcliffe looks like he's auditioning for a part in a vampire film...oh, Twilight! I see! Never has a boy been more in need of pinning down followed by forcible removal of eyebrow hair.
EW looks like a very pretty care worker taking two specials out for the day.
Other wardrobe malfunctions...pixie geldof, she just is one isn't she?
That Emma Watson has steadily lost her looks since the first Harry Potter movie is an uncomfortable truth
What the fuck is Oliver on?
Cunt
I know, I know. But when the first film came out I was young and I only fancied him because I was in the thrall of the books, and it made logical sense to have a crush on Harry. Oh, how I see the error of my horny teen ways.
He always has
Helen Bonar Carter, stop it.
When I was a youngster I had a bit of a jones for Daniel Radcliffe...but as I get older I have to admit to myself that, actually, he looks a bit like Harry Enfield.
When I was a youngster I had a bit of a jones for Daniel Radcliffe...but as I get older I have to admit to myself that, actually, he looks a bit like Harry Enfield.
Helen Bonar Carter, stop it.
He always has
I know, I know. But when the first film came out I was young and I only fancied him because I was in the thrall of the books, and it made logical sense to have a crush on Harry. Oh, how I see the error of my horny teen ways.
What the fuck is Oliver on?
Cunt
That Emma Watson has steadily lost her looks since the first Harry Potter movie is an uncomfortable truth
Daniel Radcliffe looks like he's auditioning for a part in a vampire film...oh, Twilight! I see! Never has a boy been more in need of pinning down followed by forcible removal of eyebrow hair.
EW looks like a very pretty care worker taking two specials out for the day.
Other wardrobe malfunctions...pixie geldof, she just is one isn't she?
Who the fuck invited Danielle Loyd? (That is Danielle Lloyd right?)